I Wish I Could Serve On This Jury...

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...too bad it's in San Mateo County.

http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2011/10/24 ... dma/?tsp=1
Man accused of beating his slow-driving grandma


Vittorio Vincent Valdez, 27, pleaded not guilty to beating his 82-year-old grandmother for driving too slowly.
Vittorio Vincent Valdez, a 27-year-old Half Moon Bay man, appeared in court last week for allegedly beating his grandmother for driving too slowly.


According to the San Mateo County district attorney’s office, Valdez’s 82-year-old, 105-pound grandmother was driving him from Palo Alto to Half Moon Bay in her BMW on Sept. 24. Turns out he needed the ride because his license had been suspended due to a citation for driving under the influence.

Shortly after reaching Half Moon Bay, Valdez allegedly started pounding on the dashboard and pushing his grandmother’s right leg down to get her to speed up.

When his grandmother pulled into a gas station, Valdez allegedly pulled her out of the driver’s seat and threw her into the passenger seat. When she tried to leave, he punched her in the face several times, the district attorney said.

As a witness at a nearby 7-Eleven called police, Valdez sped off on Highway 92 while holding down his grandmother in the passenger seat, authorities said.

Sheriff’s Deputy Michael Marty spotted the car and began following it. Through the rear window, he said, he saw Valdez grab his grandmother’s hair and slam her head against the passenger-side window.

When Marty pulled them over, the grandmother jumped out, screaming for help, while her grandson tried to run, authorities said. He stopped when ordered by Marty, and a subsequent search turned up 0.05 grams of heroin in the car’s center console, authorities said.

The grandmother refused medical attention and told Marty that her grandson hadn’t hit her. Despite her pleas, Valdez was arrested.
[yeah I know, he's really a good kid]

Valdez pleaded not guilty Friday to charges of elder abuse, false imprisonment of an elder, false imprisonment with violence, kidnapping, possession of a controlled substance, driving on a suspended license and contempt of court for disobeying a court order to not drive on a suspended license.

The case was set for a jury trial on Dec. 5.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Sounds like he was tweaking and his beeyatch g'ma wasn't getting him to his dealer's house fast enough.

Poor kid; surely he deserves a break?
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Yep, two broken arms, two broken legs, ten broken fingers....
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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The poor lad is just a victim of society...

Personally, I blame the banks....
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I agree Jim. It's only a matter of time before he demonstrates his disillusioned, disaffected, disenfranchised youthishnessosity by looting stores. I suggest they give him all the high-end electrical goods he can fit in his crib immediately to save some time and effort on his part and to show him that the system cares about him.
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It seems to me he's got excellent grounds for a lawsuit against Granny....
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Have you ever bee stuck behind thes geezers riving 30mph in the fast lane on the interstate? I think this lad was performing a public service
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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My question is, if she's a grandmother and a slow driver, WTF is she doing driving a Beemer?

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No freeway, only a two-lane road.

Perhaps the perp. realized that CVC states that if 5 or more vehicles are behind you, you should pull over to let them pass?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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dales wrote: Perhaps the perp. realized that CVC states that if 5 or more vehicles are behind you, you should pull over to let them pass?
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youthishnessosity
Oh boy Oh boy new word...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Oh yeah he should have just driven himself there would have only been 2 charges maybe 3 if he was speeding...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Had an Ex-boyfriend like this kid... would stomp on my foot, to get to the gas pedal in order for us to go faster....

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