I have a fear of fairy tale giants, it's called feefiephobia.
Had a very strange dream last night, dreamt that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram... I'm like 0mg
In reply to lowersharpnose: Two elephants fell off a cliff..........Boom Boom
My auntie Marge has been ill for weeks...I can't believe she's not Better!
A termite walks into a bar and asks Is the bar tender here?
What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? You can't hear a pheromone.
Had a GF with hair all down her back, none on her head, just down her back.
Two oranges walk into a bar. First orange says "your round".
I walked into a bar and this girl rolled her eyes at me, I picked them up and rolled them back.
Two blondes walk into a building. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it!
Rape is such a strong word don't you think? i prefer to call it a struggle-snuggle!
Well well well, three holes in the ground.
What do you call a man who's aroused by tortilla dips? A hummus-sexual.
one liners
one liners
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: one liners
Oh man, those jokes are so un-funny, they would be perfectly appropriate to tell at a funeral....
They're so corny, you could use them to make ethanol.....
They're so lame, they make Tiny Tim look like a marathon runner....
They're so weak, an Nonagenarian on a respirator could beat them up....
They're so corny, you could use them to make ethanol.....
They're so lame, they make Tiny Tim look like a marathon runner....
They're so weak, an Nonagenarian on a respirator could beat them up....
Re: one liners
I'm waiting for someone to be offended by this -
"Rape is such a strong word don't you think? i prefer to call it a struggle-snuggle!"
Before that happens, let me say this...
For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.
"Rape is such a strong word don't you think? i prefer to call it a struggle-snuggle!"
Before that happens, let me say this...
For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.
Re: one liners
Looks like I'm not the only person who reads Sickipedia round here then... 
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
