The Turnip Prize
The Turnip Prize is the antidote to the Turner Prize, an art competition based in the UK which annually dazzles the public of the World with a dire tribe of pseudo artistic litter.
As the artistic press gasp and feign in awe as a line of what appears to be a line degenerates and fruitcakes queue up in front of the world to give verbose justifications about how their "piece" should be "appreciated" by everyone and what "inspired" it. The rest of us just stand gaping at the wanton peddling of crap and are then astonished as some "more money than sense" business man snaps up the winner's output for hundreds of thousands.
Lets face it, the Turner prize set out to be new, innovative and shocking, maybe even anti establishment. Now it is the establishment, if they wanted to be really shocking they should give it to someone who actually shows some talent and ability (and someone normal with no obvious outward psychological problems)....
Whilst the motto of the Turner Prize appears to be "We know its art, but is it shit?" the Turnip Prize clearly states its motto as "We know its shit, but is it art?"
"First Class Mail" by Team GB
"CheesE" by Andy Gould
"Jamming with Muddy Waters” by Jim Drew
More entrants etc
The Turnip Prize
The Turnip Prize
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: The Turnip Prize
At least "Jamming with Muddy Waters" is a pretty good pun
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Re: The Turnip Prize
Here's an hilarious one ...
Do words.
(Whoops. My mistake. That was the winner of the Turner Prize instead.)
Do words.
(Whoops. My mistake. That was the winner of the Turner Prize instead.)
Bah!
