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One for Sister Mary F!

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For girls aiming to climb the career ladder, it is one achievement they might be wiser not to put on the CV.

In what has been described as the country's 'most trivial' course, female pupils are being taught how to walk in high heels.

The six-week 'Sexy Heels in the City' course is designed, it is claimed, to prepare them for the 'business world and their social lives'.

Whether employers will take the same view is yet to be seen. But South Thames College-in South-West London, is paying Chyna Whyne, author of Mastering The Art Of Wearing High Heels, £60 an hour to pass on her expertise to 16-year-old pupils.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z0qJf1m7VA
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*chucks out the apron, slips into a racy red 4 inches and schleps off to that london town* :lol:

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I wonder if Jeff Foxworthy took that course........... :)
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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Jeezus. After the day in my shoes I had today, I reckon I should be going on that course too.

I understand that Vicky Beckham has used Botox in her feet to number the pain.
Bah!

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That course would have been helpful a couple decades ago, for reasons I won't go into at this time... :shock:
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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OK, what time then? Perspiring minds want to know!

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I may start a thread. Or not. Maybe.

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Beer Sponge wrote:That course would have been helpful a couple decades ago, for reasons I won't go into at this time... :shock:

Well... speaking form personal experience...

I ALWAYS wore heels, six inchers, when I played the Dame in Panto.

There was a guy in the village who had a friend, well at least he claimed that he had a friend, female, who had rather large feet for a young lady, and had access to several pairs of rather daring and sexy size ten stilettos.

I looked ravishing in them.

Trouble was at least once each performance I ended up accidentally kissing the carpet due to them.

Normally the biggest fucking laugh of the night....

:dig :look :arg
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I can't wear 'em, and if I tried I would no doubt be doing regular faceplants. Thank dog I can wear comfy shoes for work!

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Well, apparently the shoes work for some women. I have never been inclined to wear heels. I like flats and a bit of arch support. I can't understand getting botox injections so I could wear them. That is just nutsy bobo.

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I would never suggest that a working woman (Please, I mean a serious business professional.)
Should have to wear high heels. On the other claw, ever heard of the term 'fuck me pumps'?

I am a huge fan of sexy,silky under garments. Garter belts and stockings and such. And high heels are just a logical accessory.

I think that they have their place. Just exercise caution; you could put someone's eye out... Especially when 69ing... :twisted: :ok
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Gob is a Hold-ups man.

And he is rather partial to heels on ME as well.
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That's one thing I've never understood maybe the dudes can explain it; Bikinis and high heels?

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Now look at her shoes ...lower. Com'on look at her shoes for a sec.

A bikini is swimwear, do you think you could swim in those? Let alone walk on a sandy beach? Really?

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The Hen wrote:Gob is a Hold-ups man.

And he is rather partial to heels on ME as well.
As I said before in another thread; The Gob has a great eye and impeccable taste. :ok
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loCAtek wrote:That's one thing I've never understood maybe the dudes can explain it; Bikinis and high heels?

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Now look at her shoes ...lower. Com'on look at her shoes for a sec.

A bikini is swimwear, do you think you could swim in those? Let alone walk on a sandy beach? Really?
Walk? Swim? Why on earth would you want her to do that? Head down, arse up, would be all that's required.
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