Cairns, this is what it's like.

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Gob
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Cairns, this is what it's like.

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I was standing in a bar in Cairns – North Queensland and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.

I said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

He says “No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee”?

“No”, I say, "It’s because you’re drinking my beer you slanty eyed little prick.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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loCAtek
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Well, if he's Chinese, he pronounces his 'r's like 'l's'

If he's from Japan, he pronounces his 'l's' like 'r;s'

The 'fuh' sound is no problem to mainland Asians, but is a difficulty to Philippinos; they pronounce it as 'buh'.

...while if he practices karate, he is Japanese; or if he practices Ju-Jitsu, he maybe from Brazil.



So, this is all kinda stereotypical Oriental.

Juss' sayin' ;)

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Spend 13+ years with a Korean woman for the real skinny. :nana

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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loCAtek wrote:So, this is all kinda stereotypical Oriental.

Juss' sayin' ;)
That was the point of the joke.

Juss' sayin' ;)
Bah!

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Okay, racism is funny, if you do it. Got it.

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