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Describe Pippa Middleton's derriere

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Since the other film-as-descriptor thread has proven so popular, and since so many of you seem enamoured of Pippa's bottom half, I thought I would combine the two:

Describe Pippa Middleton's ass with the title of a film.

I'll start - Moonstruck
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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The Last Temptation of Christ
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Come on, y'all's imagination is more inspired by turds than by Pippa's caboose?

How about:

Field of Dreams?

A League of Their Own?
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Much Ado About Nothing ;)
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Love, actually.
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All I Desire
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Das Boot(y)
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Can-Can
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Made in Heaven
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Valley Of The Dolls

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Royal Ass Force



...hey, IMDb says it's a real movie! ;)
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Ass Masters 4





It's a real movie too...

I know, because I saw it.... :D
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O'Farrel Theater?

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I'm curious as to why Ass Masters 1,2 & 3 didn't seem appropriate Jim... :lol:
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Pippa's got a very advanced ass. ;)
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