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[dales]

A little, hell I barely know the King's (Queen's) English!

[loCAtek]

Um, do you know what your own sig line is?

[dales]

Yes.

[loCAtek]

OK, just checking LOL

[Crackpot]

There is nothing so disconcerting as an englishman who constantly uses the term "dude"

[Gob]

Why dude?

[Crackpot]

It just doesn't sound right. it just doesn't belong. It's like hearing a rabbi expound on the benefits of pig fat.

[Gob]

LOL!!That is certainly correct Dude, old chap!

[Crackpot]

I work with such a person. I'm afraid one of these days I'm just going to snap and demand he stop.

[loCAtek]

He probably thinks he's fitting in by adopting the local lingo.

[dales]

Why in blazes am I posting here?

[Econoline]

Well, why not?

[Joe Guy]

If two people ate exactly the same food at exactly the same amounts, wouldn't their poop smell exactly the same?

[loCAtek]

What I heard, was that some married couples do share the same digestive flora and fauna[citation needed].

[dales]

If two people ate exactly the same food at exactly the same amounts, wouldn't their poop smell exactly the same?

I suggest you do your own research, Joe and report your findings.

[loCAtek]

Christmas photo from my cuzzins;

[dales]

We call them CFS here in CoCoCo, Loca.

Child and Family Services.

Not there's much difference, the workers who I have had the displeasure to deal with were incompetent and really didn't give a d@mn.

[Lord Jim]

Why do I keep getting emails from somebody named "Christian Mingle" ?

[BoSoxGal]

Why is my dog's half of the bed smack dab in the middle, so I only end up with 1/3 of a queen size bed?!?

[loCAtek]