In Other News...

Got jokes? Funny images? Your tales of disaster? Youtube links?
Post them and share them.
Let the world laugh with you, (more fun if it's at you!)
Post Reply
User avatar
Sean
Posts: 5826
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:17 am
Location: Gold Coast

In Other News...

Post by Sean »

Scientists have finally perfected a car that runs on water...








...as long as the water comes from the Gulf of Mexico!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

User avatar
Miles
Posts: 960
Joined: Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:51 pm
Location: Butler Pa, USA

Re: In Other News...

Post by Miles »

Nice, made my day. :lol:
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

User avatar
Rick
Posts: 3875
Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:12 am
Location: Arkansas

Re: In Other News...

Post by Rick »

I thought they could also run on Bee Pee...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

User avatar
The Hen
Posts: 5941
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:56 am

Re: In Other News...

Post by The Hen »

Ouch.
Bah!

Image

Simpson5215
Posts: 16
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:08 pm

Re: In Other News...

Post by Simpson5215 »

Philosophers have long believed the end of the world will come in 2012.







..... BP thinks they can beat that date :)

User avatar
Gob
Posts: 33646
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am

Re: In Other News...

Post by Gob »

"This oil spill in the Gulf is affecting everybody. In fact, when I went to lunch this weekend and ordered the sea bass, they asked if I wanted it regular or unleaded."

David Letterman
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

Post Reply