HEY, EVERYBODY: You know how Mormons "baptize" dead people who weren't Mormons—including Holocaust victims—because Mormons believe they have a right to choose Mormonism for the deceased? And you know how the Mormon Church says that being gay is a choice? The same church that doesn't think you should have a choice about being posthumously baptized? Well, now you can choose homosexuality for dead Mormons! Just go to http://www.AllDeadMormonsAreNowGay.com, enter the name of a deceased Mormon or ask the site to find a dead Mormon for you, and—presto!—that dead Mormon gets to have a gay afterlife!
Gay dead Mormons for everyone, hurrah!!!
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Gay dead Mormons for everyone, hurrah!!!
The easiest way to explain this wonderful new service is just to quote from Dan Savage's latest "Savage Love" column :
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
Re: Gay dead Mormons for everyone, hurrah!!!
I just went to that website and converted a dead Mormon to homosexuality. I feel powerful.
Re: Gay dead Mormons for everyone, hurrah!!!
Gold!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”