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When I was at home depot a couple months ago I ran into a guy ranting at the light fixtures. YOU don't know how relived I was when we saw his bluetooth.
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Yesterday my mother in law asked me to fix her internet connection. After doing my best, and finding no problems with her laptop and modem, I told her the fault was probably with her phone company at her exchange. I told her to ring them and request a check, her reply?

"I can't phone them, some cockatoos have been chewing the phone lines and brought them down, I haven't had a phone for three days."
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Hey Jim! Check it out~ http://shop.newsmax.com/shop/index.cfm? ... ode=E2D2-1 :ok
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Already own one Tim....

Bought it in Norfolk several years ago when we took a trip back East...Wear it proudly...

But thanks for the link anyway....

They make great gifts! :ok

Who's got a birthday coming up? Sue? Econo? Grimmy? BSG?
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Send one to rubato - I'm sure he'd get a big kick in the ass out of it!

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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No prob Jim. I just thought that was a hec of a deal Hey, Kristina is having a birthday. Probably a closet Republican to... :mrgreen:
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Send one to rubato - I'm sure he'd get a big kick in the ass out of it!
Spend that much money on a gift for rube?

Who do I look like? Bill Gates?

Besides, I'm sure he he already has one....

Tim:

That is an excellent deal....

I recall paying around twenty bucks...

I would guess that these caps:

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Go for what? Five for a dollar?
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Lol, didn't that boat sink in dry dock?...
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It's a submarine...

I believe that on its maiden voyage, it inexplicably tried to steer itself to North Korea....
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Lord Jim wrote:It's a submarine...
Well it is now...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Lord Jim wrote:It's a submarine...

I believe that on its maiden voyage, it inexplicably tried to steer itself to North Korea....
Indeed. And that my friend was a metaphor for epic fail...

I suppose they could've salvaged that ship of state by installing a screen door....

[Gratuitous sarcasm\]. :D
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Timster wrote:No prob Jim. I just thought that was a hec of a deal Hey, Kristina is having a birthday. Probably a closet Republican to... :mrgreen:

Well there's no call to get nasty... :nana
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Hmmmm Red Velvet or Devils Food cake, what's the difference?
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You can lick devils food cake off Lady Gaga?
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You didn't know that?
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My brain is shot I can't concentrate on work anymore
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Do you have a prescription for a statin drug?
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I can't remember
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the sad thing right now I'm not sure if i know I'm joking
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I'm not sure I know what that even means
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