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http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.

100% :ok

( I wonder how many citizens by birth could pass the VERY SIMPLE test?)
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I got one wrong (on the federalist papers) but some of the questions just kept repeating.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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I got bored after answering 20 questions, I got one wrong.

Pretty simple quiz!
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All the more reason you should move here.

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Geez, shorten the links for the poor folk reading on phones!
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I went through them all.

I must be in then.

100%

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bigskygal wrote:Geez, shorten the links for the poor folk reading on phones!
I don't know how to do that.

Perhaps a conspiracy by the govt. to weed out all those on mobile devices? :mrgreen:

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Dales;

[url=http:\\www.ultrafuckinglongwebsitelink.co.uk]this is how[/url]
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I missed most of them and the website generated for me a one way ticket to Australia.
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Yup, but you'll have to pass the cricket questions when you get here.

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Gob wrote:Pretty simple quiz!
Perhaps because most -- not all, but most -- of the questions pertain to things which actually matter.

Unlike, say, the minimum age for buying scratch lottery tickets.

Oh, wait ....
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@ dales :ok
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I got this: http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.

...but which one's the quiz?

Do I have to take it when my family's been here for eons before the white man? :loon
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Andrew D wrote:
Gob wrote:Pretty simple quiz!
Perhaps because most -- not all, but most -- of the questions pertain to things which actually matter.
Wrong, most of them are totally irrelevant to an immigrant moving to a new country.

Whereas;
Unlike, say, the minimum age for buying scratch lottery tickets.
Knowing which would help a young person to stay on the right side of the law.


Funny? Dale's link doesn't take you to the test any more.
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Try this one, Gob.

Here it is!

It's a long URL, though :nana

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loCAtek wrote:
Do I have to take it when my family's been here for eons before the white man? :loon
Not if you're here legally.

My ex has her green card, though she's not a citizen and never intends to be as far as I know.

This fact has always stuck in my craw.

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Thanks Dales, mind if I fix the link for you?
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Please do, Gob. :ok

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I may have posted this b4 but when I took my US cit test before buggering off to SA, the tester was himself a naturalized US cit from England. I think he asked me what the colour of the flag was (red, white and magenta - 2 out of 3 is a pass) and then we spent a nice time chatting about real football. So that test worked out all right though there was nothing about Tottenham in the "example" test on-line

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MajGenl.Meade wrote:So that test worked out all right though there was nothing about Tottenham in the "example" test on-line
Those questions are reserved for identifiable members of the Yid Army.
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