Where In The H#ll Are The Hen And The Gob?

[Scooter]

And will what you will be offering him in exchange for his work amount to minimum wage?
And will you be paying payroll taxes on what he earns?
Just because no money will be changing hands doesn't mean you aren't legally obligated to think about such things.

[Lord Jim]

Would I swap my current leave arrangements for unlimited unpaid time off?

Why would you do that, when you have virtually unlimited paid time off?

[The Hen]

Never would I consider changing any of my working conditions. I fail to see how they could be better than they are.

Thank you CPSU.