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SACRAMENTO, CALIF. — A puppy named after one of the world’s biggest pop stars could set the world’s record for tiniest dog.

Animal rescuers in Northern California say the female Dachshund mix, named Beyonce, was so small at birth that she could fit into a spoon. At two weeks, she’s about the size of a business card.

The Grace Foundation, based in El Dorado County, says animal control picked up Beyonce’s pregnant mother, and she gave birth to a litter of five on March 8.

Beyonce, the last one delivered, was born without a heartbeat. Veterinarians managed to revive her through chest compressions and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

The foundation says she’ll be ready for adoption in about two weeks.

It has submitted an application to Guinness World Records for world’s smallest dog.
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Cute! Is that an iPup?
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Beer Sponge wrote:Cute! Is that an iPup?

It's an iWant!!!!

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Wait until it is fully grown. :mrgreen:

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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It's a Dachshund, it's already almost fully grown. :lol:
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Dachshund mixed with what, a mouse?
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It looks like a gopher.

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Puppy!!!!
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Beyonce, the last one delivered, was born without a heartbeat. Veterinarians managed to revive her through chest compressions and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

Relax Gob - it's not that Beyonce

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was born without a heartbeat. Veterinarians managed to revive her
Pity they weren't able to revive Leonard Cohen....








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She may be tiny, but Milly the Puerto Rican chihuahua is on the verge of something big - being officially recognised as the most petite pooch on the planet.

The current record holder is Boo Boo, another chihuahua from the U.S state of Kentucky, but Milly, who lives with her Argentine owners in the north east Puerto Rican town of Vega Alta, hopes to punch above her 170g weight to earn her place in the Guinness Book of Records.

After she was born three months ago the family believed that Milly would grow, but having maintained the same height of just 6.53cm for three weeks they began to think that the pedigree pup might be able to knock Boo Boo from the top dog spot that she has held since February 2008.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1rIb9y4PT
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Very small doesn't necessarily mean cute.

The fact that it's so small makes it so that most people can't see how ugly it is.

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Two slices of bread....
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It looks like if it had a good shit or a big fart, it's eyes would leave its skull.
Bah!

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