Maybe if She had a Slide Rule...

[Lord Jim]

Kelly is a very attractive woman, but she is certainly no dummy....

However I must confess that I did date a few good looking airheads over the years...

[Joe Guy]

On my way to Half Moon Bay way back in the early 70's with a date (she was brunette but might have been born blonde). So we get to Crystal Springs Reservoir and I say, "There it is. The Pacific Ocean. Ain't it Beautiful?"

She says, "Wow! It's smaller than I thought."

I guess she didn't get around much in those days.

[Gob]

My favourite from a good looking airhead ex;

Me: "You know Alan, he is profoundly red / green colour blind."
Her: "Is it safe for him to drive?
Me: "Why?"
Her: "Well how does he tell which colour traffic light is showing?"

[dales]

On my way to Half Moon Bay way back in the early 70's with a date (she was brunette but might have been born blonde). So we get to Crystal Springs Reservoir and I say, "There it is. The Pacific Ocean. Ain't it Beautiful?"

She says, "Wow! It's smaller than I thought."

I guess she didn't get around much in those days.

Some of my dearest memories involve before Sawyer Camp Road was paved and you could drive on it.

It was a fine place to smoke a doob, ingest mushrooms, or take LSD.

The 1970's were so long ago.

[Joe Guy]

I used to drive my VW through Sawyer Camp road quite often. Nowadays all you see are SUVs with bike racks parked nearby and people dressed in their bike outfits.

Why bike riders need to wear outfits like the competitors do I'll never understand? It's not much different than dressing up as Batman to do exercises. Makes them look like pathetic wannabees.

What were we talking about?

[Rick]

Chaff

[Timster]

I must agree. AKA; Biking wear, Yellow Jersey wannabees piss me off. Does it make you more aerodynamic to do 2 MPH??? Really? You putz! I hate this because Now.... I am forced to run them off the road... Ok, not really. It still chapps my ass! Really? A Racing Suit?

Come on. No offence Scooter., But that is just Gay. If one Must where Spandex (aka Walmart), and it is not increasing your Marathon time. Stop it! Now one is just trying to show off the package...

Just saying!

Peace out,

Timster


*Oh~ The Blonde in the video? Clearly ... IS Blonde. And in the strictest sense of the epithet. Wow!

And Apparently Unicorns DO exist!


Chill feminist. However, one bad apple tends to spoil the barrel does apply here...

Check yourself...

[Gob]

[Sue U]

White Sox fans. Honestly, what would you expect?

[Beer Sponge]

I only saw the hats after Sue posted.

[Sean]

What hats?

Oh yeah! They are wearing hats!

[MajGenl.Meade]

She says, "Wow! It's smaller than I thought."

Hey Joe, I heard you . . . . .

heard that a lot No wonder you shot her down!