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A small flaw in his car theft plan
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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You should fight for the right to bear imitation firearms.
You should be allowed to pretend to protect yourselves.
You should be allowed to pretend to protect yourselves.
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Seagoon:
Men - our two train robbers are up in that signal cabin. Eccles, you go up the line and try to stop the Hastings Flyer - I'll try and put the signals to danger.
Eccles:
O.K.
Seagoon: Bluebottle, you keep me covered with this photograph of a gun. Right - let's go in!
Fx: Door kicked.
Seagoon: Hands up!
Grytpype: So, Neddie, you managed to get your hands free.
Seagoon: Yes - they never cost me a penny, thanks to National Health!
Men - our two train robbers are up in that signal cabin. Eccles, you go up the line and try to stop the Hastings Flyer - I'll try and put the signals to danger.
Eccles:
O.K.
Seagoon: Bluebottle, you keep me covered with this photograph of a gun. Right - let's go in!
Fx: Door kicked.
Seagoon: Hands up!
Grytpype: So, Neddie, you managed to get your hands free.
Seagoon: Yes - they never cost me a penny, thanks to National Health!
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Fond memories of sitting around the cats whiskers on a Sunday evening eh Meade?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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When I get to heaven Gob, I'm gonna look around for a statue of Peter Pan and head right over there. 'Cos I know that's where I'll find God having a good laugh
Madea (the well-known typing error)
Madea (the well-known typing error)
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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I told you I was ill!!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:Seagoon:
Men - our two train robbers are up in that signal cabin. Eccles, you go up the line and try to stop the Hastings Flyer - I'll try and put the signals to danger.
Eccles:
O.K.
Seagoon: Bluebottle, you keep me covered with this photograph of a gun. Right - let's go in!
Fx: Door kicked.
Seagoon: Hands up!
Grytpype: So, Neddie, you managed to get your hands free.
Seagoon: Yes - they never cost me a penny, thanks to National Health!
I've got a whole set of the Goons episodes - a record set, one of the very few things left from my 'old days' (I also have a complete Monty Python album set)
I played it for my kids once, but they didn't get the humour so much.
They love the Python's though.
We used to have the Goons on radio on a mid-weekend morning (I think it was a Saturday), and I used to love it. Nowadays very few seem to have heard of them.
Thanks for the memory lane trip
Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
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A dozy drug dealer was caught when police found a photo on his phone of him wearing a crown made of 20 pound notes and a bag of cannabis hanging from his mouth.
Ayub Hagos, from Abbey Wood, London, was arrested after officers searched a flat in Southsea, Hampshire last October and found a haul of drugs and cash.
The 19-year-old denied having anything to do with the drugs until police took a look at his phone and discovered a gallery of photos of cash, guns, knives and white powder.
He pleaded guilty to two counts of possessing a class A drug with intent to supply and was jailed for three-and-a-half years at Portsmouth Crown Court on Friday.
Police who raided the flat found 23 wraps of crack cocaine, with a street value of £920, 11 wraps of heroin, worth £440, a knuckle-duster and 500 pounds cash in his bag.
Hagos was alleged to have travelled from his home in London to the south coast to sell the drugs
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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AS the jury prepared to consider their verdict in an assault trial, they received a helpful pointer from one of the defendants himself.
Michael Ruse, 21, had a Facebook conversation with a friend saying of his crime that he thought he would ‘get away with it’.
Unfortunately for the bragging attacker, one of his online followers took exception to the comment and printed it out before handing it in at Portsmouth Crown Court.
Confronted with the evidence, Ruse was forced to change his plea to guilty and was given a suspended prison sentence and a curfew.
Judge Ian Pearson told him: ‘You were stupid enough to put on Facebook what amounted to a full confession. Your stupidity really is not much mitigation.’
And Russell Pyne, defending, conceded: ‘He needs help with regard to thinking skills.’
Ruse, from Leigh Park, was on trial with his friend Terry Reeve accused of attacking Reeve’s father, Gareth, with a baseball bat and baton.
During the two-week trial, the court heard that Reeve, 20, had thrown a brick at his father’s car in March last year.
Reeve and Ruse then armed themselves with weapons and attacked the 45-year-old lorry driver in a street in Leigh Park.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Reeve and Ruse then armed themselves with weapons and attacked the 45-year-old lorry driver in a street in Leigh Park.
A bit undiplomatic of defense counsel to point out that the Judge is deficient in thinking skills. An armed attack on a man in the street - a suspended prison sentence and a curfew?Judge Ian Pearson told him: ‘You were stupid enough to put on Facebook what amounted to a full confession. Your stupidity really is not much mitigation.’
And Russell Pyne, defending, conceded: ‘He needs help with regard to thinking skills.’
Oh well, that's all right then
Meade
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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A bungling burglar who stole £700 of drugs left his address in a bag near the pharmacy he plundered.
Idiotic Darren Henderson, 31, had only been out of prison for a day when he raided the chemist's in Norwich. But the blundering late-night crook's plan backfired when police found a bicycle with a bag with his address and ID inside.
Henderson, of Norwich, admitted burgling the Woodside Pharmacy on June 7 before city magistrates yesterday. The serial offender triggered the shop's alarm at 2am and police found a hole in the building's roof with a ladder hanging down. Cops found medicines strewn across the floor inside. Officers found a bike nearby with a black bag hidden in bushes containing Henderson's ID. Police dashed straight to the hardcore junkie's home and arrested the hapless criminal.
They discovered drugs hidden in his shoes and jacket.
James Landles, defending, said Henderson had been freed from prison just the day before and he had burgled the pharmacy to get drugs. Mr Landles told JPs: 'The root cause of this is his desire to escape from living in the real world. 'He came out of prison still on class A drugs. He was at a low ebb.' He added: 'He was desperate. He had been released with nothing to go to - nobody for support.' The case was adjourned to Norwich Magistrates' Court for sentencing for two weeks while reports are prepared. JPs warned Henderson he had committed a serious offence and he could go straight back to prison.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1y0DgMO00
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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20 year-old Kentucky native Michael Baker was arrested after he posted a photo of himself stealing gas from a Jenkins City police cruiser on Facebook. Police arrested the thief after the photo began circulating in Jenkins. Let that be a lesson, if you’re going to post a photo of yourself breaking the law, always make sure to photoshop your enemy’s face in the shot before posting to the public.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”