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Gob
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Anyone herein Milwaukee?

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I just got this in an e-mail, can someone pick it up for me please?
Postal notification,

Our company’s courier couldn’t make the delivery of parcel.
Status:Wrong postal code.

LOCATION OF YOUR ITEM:Milwaukee
STATUS OF YOUR PARCEL: not delivered
SERVICE: Standard Shipping
ITEM NUMBER:U352429478NU
INSURANCE: Yes

Postal label is enclosed to the letter.
You should print the label and show it in the nearest post office to get a parcel.

Information in brief:
If the parcel isn’t received within 30 working days our company will have the right to claim compensation from you for it's keeping in the amount of $13.63 for each day of keeping.

You can find the information about the procedure and conditions of parcels keeping in the nearest office.

Thank you for using our services.
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Re: Anyone herein Milwaukee?

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Econoline is in Chicago
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Is Milwaukee in Chicago?
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it's not far away
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I'm sure someone here will be happy to pick it up for you Strop...

Just open the attachment and print out the postal label....
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Herein? :loon :x
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Looks like Strop has been infected with the 'Spacebar Virus'.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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herein

adverb
1. in or into this place.
2. in this fact, circumstance, etc.; in view of this.
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1. in or into this place.
So what you meant was:

"Anyone in this place (ie, the Plan B Forum) Milwaukee?"




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No, I was using it in its archaic sense; "Anyone in view of this "Milwaukee"," obviously. ;)
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Typical usage with which I am familiar:

See State's Exhibit A, attached herein.
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I know someone attached to Milwaukee.

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I've never met Milwaukee, but I am familiar with the beer that made it famous...
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According to the US Postal Service tracking page:
Track & Confirm
You entered: U352429478NU
Delivery status information is not available for your item via this web site. A return receipt after mailing may be available through your local Post Office.
(FWIW...I live about 90 miles from Milwaukee and I wind up going up there about once every week or so...and I'm also quite familiar with the beer. But there's far better beer brewed elsewhere in Wisconsin.)
Lord Jim wrote:I'm sure someone here will be happy to pick it up for you Strop...

Just open the attachment and print out the postal label....
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I like cheese...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Milwaukee, Wisconsin is a nice palce to be FROM.

My mum was from there, left after WW2 and never looked back.

Milwaukie, Oregon OTOH :mrgreen:

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The Bomber of lovely 99E!

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bigskygal wrote:Typical usage with which I am familiar:

See State's Exhibit A, attached herein.
Herein where? :shrug
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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You know, before you go to trial you go to a herein...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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I had one of those today. No Points!
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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