So I walked into a bar...

[Joe Guy]

I was in a pub the other night.
Had a few....
I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked,
"Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said,
"Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
That's the last thing I remember..

[Lord Jim]

Joe, I see that once again you have failed to do your due diligence, and posted something someone else already posted...

I think it was Keld who posted it originally...

(But that's okay, you tell it much better...)

[Joe Guy]

Due diligence is much too time consuming.

[dales]

I'm never consumed by due dilligence.

[The Hen]

... And it is still a good joke.

[Rick]

Don't think it was me, I don't know any jokes about Wales.

Large women on the other hand...

[Lord Jim]

My mistake...

It was Miles:

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[Joe Guy]

So, two Irishman walked out of a bar...

No, really, that could happen!

[Jarlaxle]

Of course, and without drinking anything!



























The bartender had sold his last pint of Guinness an hour earlier, and the lorry delivering more was late with a flat tyre.

[MajGenl.Meade]

So, two Irishman walked out of a bar...

No, really, that could happen!

Fixed that for you, Joe