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Looking for a bride?

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I just got this amazing offer!
Hello. Are you looking for your bride? I am a girl, I'm happy with my life, but I'll be happy when I find my favorite man
I am 25 years old, I unmarried.
Growth 176 cm, my weight 52 kg.

I have amazing hazel eyes and long and thick brown.
My occupation - student.
I am very pleased to meet you http://margitalickb33851l.isCool.net
If I'm interested, write me.
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what kind of growth?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Hello!

I'm Raisa! I am a very feminine, tolerant and romantic lady, who has a heart that never cold, and a temper that never tired.

I stay woman in every situation because this is my essence and I am proud of it. I am frugal, clever and positive.
I would like to get acquainted with a man with whom I will be caring, lovely and loyal and who will appreciate this. I don`t want to decide who is boss in our family I just want to be a woman next to my husband.

If I'm your woman, do not hesitate to meet with me. I'm waiting for you: http://hguanhuas.webs.com/?cf=83
Hi.

I am Martha. I want to meet you. It will be fantastic if he likes children and is family orientated man.. I am 25 years. I am an intelligent and beautiful. I am looking for a man who is ready to become a leader in our relations and who is willing to start his own family and having children.. This is easily seen. My real profile and my photos read here http://getto15mn.page.tl I'm waiting for you.

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temper that never tired.
Well that doesn't sound good...

I prefer women who stop yelling at me at least every once in a while....
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Oh this morning's is a cracker!!
Hello, I would be happy to start corresponding with you! I love life and the world that surrounds me.

I am a optimistic and "right" girl. I am petite, curvy, with golden hair and black eyes.

My hobbies are very varied.
I really want to meet a decent man for marriage http://alicezhjmmt.areCool.net Maybe it's you?

Yours, Dasha
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golden hair and black eyes.
Well, no use trying to tell her anything...

She's obviously already been told twice...


BTW, when I follow those links I find that I have to be registered on a Russian dating site to see the profiles....

How long have you been a member? :P
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You followed the links? Jesus, braver man than me!

(I hope you have good anti-virus! )
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I've gotten three emails over the past few days...

One claiming to have nude photos of me....(good luck selling those, pal)

Another one claiming to have nude photos of me and my "lover"...

And a third claiming to have nude photos of my wife and her lover....

(As you can tell, we're pretty busy around here...)

They all came with attachments; I assume they are just more attempts to install phishing software, just like the "you have a package" and "you have a ticket" emails...
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Either that, or Quad has found a new hobby.

Been noticing anyone hanging around your house with a camera?
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Russian e-mail order brides? Don't support lady-mills, and just adopt from a local shelter.

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Most of the time I'm sorry I bothered to open your posts, but I gotta admit, that was a :funee:
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I live to swerve. ;)

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Hi.
Are you looking for a girlfriend? Maybe I'm the that will be of interest to you!
My name is Valerija and last name is Denisova. I live in Krasnodar. I am a beautiful "kitten" with a nice figure. You can see for yourself in my photos.
I am 24 years. I have a good education and a profession favorite. I like to travel. And, of course I can't imagine my life without fashion, as common girl of my age.
I have dark hair and gray eyes and would love to correspond with good man. Oh, I can speak for hours about my ideal match and how I see relations with my true love.
If you dream you meet me then contact me http://sandreliswick547.pochta.ru/uqupima.html communicating with me is easy and fun and you will never be bored with me.
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communicating with me is easy and fun and you will never be bored with me.
Do you speak English?

Nevermind... sign me up, I'm sure we'll get along just fine.

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Hi!

I have got a mail from you. I'm sorry for a rather long delay with reply. I'll try to tell about myself more... I am a beautiful and romantic person. My name is Luda - 32 years with an interesting personality. I am a really romantic person. I am full of dreams and I believe they will come true one day. Also I'm very easy-going woman and I can listen.
I am looking for the man I can rely on and with whom all difficulties will be a trifle. If he has children it is a plus because I love children very much and want to be a good mother.
My questionnaire: http://iwejejera.builtfree.org/dajechas.html So I am very pleased to meet you. Of course it would be great to meet each other somewhere.
I have difficulties with trifle!

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I was almost hooked until
Oh, I can speak for hours about my ideal match
My first wife used to do that. Wasn't me but she took hours anyway
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:funee: :-D :-D
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I have got a mail from you. I'm sorry for a rather long delay with reply.
Come on Strop, don't be shy...

Aren't you going to post the email you sent her? :P
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Hello. I saw your profile and I have to say I think we would be a great match. I have gorgeous eyes, and my smile will [string]win you forever|not leave you indifferent|. This is my "pearl", which should be in every woman. I will not tell you a story about my maiden beauty, you can verify this yourself by visiting this page: http:/wankyourselfoff.html I think we should get to know each other � we can email at first if you like, but let me know if you want to talk on the phone � sometimes its better to hear each other�s voice.
Hope to hear from you soon! Polina.
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Hello!
I am looking for a real man, who I could trust with and be loved. I am very serious girl and I would like to get married with a real gentleman, who knows how to treat their wife by love and romance... I want to L0VE and to be loved. I hope to meet a favorite male who needs my devotion and love. I am very sympathetic and very honest woman. I'm smart, I have a "thin" sense of humor. If you are interested please write http://fu.hotmail.ru/ije.html Thank you for your consideration.
A "thin" sense of humour? No thanks!!
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