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I (don't) like big butts and I cannot lie

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Most women of my acquaintance want smaller bums, not a huge arse like she now has..
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@ 1:35



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She might think she's making herself attractive but all she is doing is making a big ass of herself.

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Yeah but it gives a guy somewhere to put his beer while he's watching TV
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KIEV, Ukraine (AP) --

Swedish players are facing criticism at home after using the bare backside of the team's reserve goalkeeper for target practice after a training session.

The players and team officials dismissed it as normal horsing around among friends, while critics decried it as bullying and said it set a bad example for kids.

After a training session on Tuesday, goalkeeper Johan Wiland lost a game of keeping the ball in the air. As punishment, he had to pull down his shorts and turn his backside toward his teammates, who took turns at aiming balls at him from about 20 yards away. It was filmed by a Swedish newspaper crew.

Several players said Wednesday that it was just a fun game that often takes place after training.



Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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She may have gone a bit far, but you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung! :nana

I noticed that butt was stuffed! :bw:
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Yeah, well there's a little too much junk in that trunk....
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I have often seen Black guys reacting positively to the sight of a woman with what I thought was a disproportionately large butt.

It's a matter of taste, obviously, but the woman at the top of the thread is nuts.

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Lord Jim wrote:Yeah, well there's a little too much junk in that trunk....
I'd take a crack at it! :lol:
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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Beer Sponge wrote:
Lord Jim wrote:Yeah, well there's a little too much junk in that trunk....
I'd take a crack at it! :lol:
One person's junk is another person's treasure.

It all depends on the amount of funk in the spunk of the dunk into the trunk.

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Some like a tighty-whitey, some like a Bubble Butt :shrug :mrgreen:

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There is bubble and there is Hindenburg.

This future does not bode well for her bum.

Gravity, like karma, will always get you in the end.
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Nobody has asked the (to me) obvious question: where on earth does she find pants to fit that figure?!? :shrug
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DO NOT TEMPT ME! To say something that will cause upset! :evil: :D :evil:
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Ai like a rounded bum. They are great.

But(t) she has gravitational pull.
Bah!

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