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Gob
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It happened to me once...

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FRUITA, Colo. - If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-vampire-c ... 0779.story
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She's a Fruitacake.

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Me too! :dig :look :loon
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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You really need to elaborate a bit about your duplication of the feat?

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You've seen the undead or crashed into a canal?

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She's probably one of those women experiencing a revisiting of her adolescence through a Twilight obsession. :lol:
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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Is that, what that's that about? Oh look we have => :bollocks:

I never did understand the appeal of that show except for the bloodless, heroin-chic, runway model look of all the characters.

Is Gob saying he met an anorexic, drug addict in the middle of the street, at midnight?





...Who hasn't?

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