She's the suspect every red-blooded Australian policeman will be hot on the heels of.
A buxom bandit is on the run after holding up a petrol station on Queensland's Gold Coast in the early hours of this morning.
However, it's likely that she won't evade capture for long. The curvaceous blonde, who is believed to be in her 20s, made a series of schoolgirl blunders.
Perhaps believing her ample assets would divert attention, her biggest mistake - which even the most amateur hold-up artist might have thought of - was failing to hide her face.
She did remember to wear a glove to stop her hands from leaving fingerprint traces on anything she touched - but she put it on the wrong hand.
The gloved hand clutched a knife, which she then took away with her after the robbery.
Her tan was also a giveaway - if police eventually arrest her a study of her breasts (presumably by a policewoman) would help them in their line of inquiry, so to speak.
She made no attempt to hide her hair style, either. Unless she decides to cut off those long locks they will help police compare a suspect with the woman captured on the security cameras at the Arundel filling station.
Thief makes a clean breast of it.
Thief makes a clean breast of it.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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So... Blonde hair and big tits...
Yep, she'll stick out like a sore thumb on the Gold Coast...
Yep, she'll stick out like a sore thumb on the Gold Coast...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.
Hair might be a wig (or extensions).
Treat Gaza like Carthage.
Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.
Her tits may be extensions too!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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I repeat... Gold Coast.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.
Is the Gold Coast Australia's California? 
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Oh yes!
Not to mention Australia's Florida and Vegas...
Not to mention Australia's Florida and Vegas...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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and Australia's Blackpool and Brighton!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Dude...I'm in Brighton every week...trust me, I would remember seeing anything like THAT! 
*runs*
*runs*Treat Gaza like Carthage.
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Re: Thief makes a clean breast of it.
her biggest mistake - which even the most amateur hold-up artist might have thought of - was failing to hide her face.
Face? What face?
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