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Gob
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Bar-code blues

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i am a clone
i am not alone
every fibre of my flesh
and bone
is identical to the others'
everything i say
is in the same tone
as my test-tube brothers'
voice.
there is no choice
between us
if you had ever seen us
you'd rejoice
in your uniqueness
and consider every weakness
something special
of your own
being a clone
i have no flaws to identify
even this doggerel
that pours from my pen
has just been written by
another twenty
telepathic men
it says:
o for the wings
of any bird
other than a battery hen.


but that's the spirit of the age
(spirit of the age)
that's just the spirit of the age
(spirit of the age)
CASUAL workers at a warehouse in Melbourne's west are being required to wear - and pay for - armbands identifying them as non-permanent staff.

The armbands contain employee numbers on barcodes and must be used to obtain scanning equipment needed for their work. Permanent workers at the Sunshine warehouse do not have to wear the armbands.

The case has come to light as unions raise concerns over the increased casualisation of labour. Five per cent of Australia's workforce, or about 605,000 people, are now employed by labour hire firms, according to the Bureau of Statistics.

Labour-hire casual workers are concentrated in warehousing, manufacturing, property and business services, and health and community services.

About 15 workers at the Sunshine warehouse must have the barcoded armbands.

The workers are employed by labour hire company Manpower and the warehouse is run by logistics firm DB Schenker to ship equipment for Fuji Xerox.

While the armbands do not need to be worn at all times, the casuals must scan themselves in before starting work and carry the armbands at all times. They also have to pay for the bands.

An official with the National Union of Workers, which discovered the Sunshine armband case, said all employees should be treated with dignity, and questioned whether there was enough regulation of labour hire firms.

''The unregulated use of agency casual labour is creating an underclass that threatens our way of life,'' said the union's assistant national secretary, Paul Richardson. ''Every worker should have the right to a job they can count on and be treated with dignity at work.''

The general manager of Manpower Australia and New Zealand, Chris Riley, said the wearing of armbands was sought by the warehouse operator. ''Many of our clients require people that we place on site to wear ID badges,'' he said.

He said it was Manpower's responsibility to ensure its workers were ''not worse off in any way … We have to ensure that the work practices are appropriate for our people. But in terms of how they are identified, [that] is really another thing''.

The Recruitment and Consulting Services Association, which has many labour hire firms among its members, recently put out a report on benefits of the agencies to manage skills shortages. ''For the majority of employers, it's not a choice of 'hire permanent staff or hire temporary staff'. It is in fact 'hire temporary staff or don't hire at all','' the report said.

The ACTU has run a campaign on what it says are the growing effects of job insecurity. It has singled out the practices of labour hire firms as an issue.

Unions say insecure jobs - those providing little economic security for workers and little control over their working lives - now account for almost 40 per cent of the workforce.

But critics say the ACTU is exaggerating. John Lloyd, former head of the construction watchdog and now at the Institute of Public Affairs, said the 40 per cent figure did ''not stand up to a lot scrutiny''.

Many business operators - about 9 per cent of the workforce - were very happy to work for themselves. ''The ACTU calls them anxious workers,'' Mr Lloyd said. ''Most business operators are quite happy with what they are doing, using their own skills to create their own wealth and independence and very few of them would be running around being anxious.''

He said the same applied for many independent contractors, who also make up about 9 per cent of the workforce.



Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/casua ... z1xAaH06Yh
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Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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At my new job we have a fingerprint scanner that we have to "scan in" in hte morning and "scan out" when we leave. Even us exempt employees have to do it.

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Same here... You can leave the premises for lunch, but you have to 'scan out and in' to do it.

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I'll have to do if when (If) I get hired in direct to my company.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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oldr_n_wsr wrote:At my new job we have a fingerprint scanner that we have to "scan in" in hte morning and "scan out" when we leave. Even us exempt employees have to do it.
What do they do for people whose prints simply won't scan? I know at least two people with this problem.
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Land of the free eh? ;)
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Land of the free eh?
Yeah, and The Home Of The Brave....

You gotta problem with that? :nana :fu

I do have to say though, that whenever I read stories like this, I thank God that I am fortunate enough to work for the most enlightened, intelligent, and fair minded person it has been my privilege to know....
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Gob wrote:Land of the free eh? ;)
...You're free not to do it; you just won't get paid! :shrug

Jarlaxle wrote:
What do they do for people whose prints simply won't scan? I know at least two people with this problem.
Have they tried alternate fingers? Our machine is programmed with your primary finger and a back-up digit.

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What do they do for people whose prints simply won't scan? I know at least two people with this problem.
Jarl, why am I not surprised to learn that you socialize with professional assassins who have burned off their finger prints with acid? 8-)
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Lord Jim wrote: I thank God that I am fortunate enough to work for the most enlightened, intelligent, and fair minded person it has been my privilege to know....
I thought I'd fired your ass?
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Lord Jim wrote:
What do they do for people whose prints simply won't scan? I know at least two people with this problem.
Jarl, why am I not surprised to learn that you socialize with professional assassins who have burned off their finger prints with acid? 8-)
Hardly...my grandmother's prints are simply worn smooth. My uncle has the scarred, callused hands of a mechanic & a big bore pistol shooter.
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Jarlaxle wrote:
oldr_n_wsr wrote:At my new job we have a fingerprint scanner that we have to "scan in" in hte morning and "scan out" when we leave. Even us exempt employees have to do it.
What do they do for people whose prints simply won't scan? I know at least two people with this problem.
I have no idea? :shrug But I would guess that someone with no fingerprints (or gnarled hands) would be "unique" in some was.
Although...
I do remember an episode from the old Hawaii 5-0 where they were looking for a guy with no fingerprints. Turned out it was quite common among the workers who cut/process pineapples as having pinapple juice on their hands for years on end, the acid in the fruit wore the prints off. I don't remember the ending

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Jarlaxle wrote: What do they do for people whose prints simply won't scan? I know at least two people with this problem.
Most likely they give them a card key.

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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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