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Britney Marshall has just turned 14 - yet her mum is already pressing her to get a BOOB JOB.

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Britney is the youngest daughter in Britain's most cosmetically enhanced family. Mum Chantal Marshall and her four eldest daughters have all had multiple boob jobs - costing a total of £50,000 all together.

Chantal, an at-home psychic who also has four sons, has had four boob jobs and is currently a size 32GG. Daughters Ripley, 21, and Tara, 26, have both had two boob jobs, while older sisters Terri, 27, and Emma, 30 - former topless models - have had three each.

Beautician Ripley is a 32DD, stay-at-home mum Tara is a 34F, horse trainer Terri is a 34HH, while Emma, also a beautician, is a 32GG like her mum. Altogether they have had 2800 ccs of silicone added to their breasts - nearly three litres.

The only female in the family who hasn't had her boobs done is Britney - but alarmingly, Chantal has already started pushing her youngest to get implants when she is 18 so she can be like the rest of the family.

Chantal, from Kirkby-In-Ashfield, Notts, says: "Britney is 14 going on 30. She idolises her older sisters so we've already starting talking about her getting a boob job as soon as she turns 18. At the moment she doesn't really have what I would say are boobs, but I would like her to follow in her sisters' footsteps when she is old enough.

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Sickening!
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bigskygal wrote:Sickening!
You mean third from the right?

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2nd & 3rd; those are grotesquely oversized breasts.

In general I think fake breasts are stupid, but those are Dolly Parton dumb.
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Chavtastic! I wonder what the five dads think about it?
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Second from left looks worth a boning!
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Gob wrote:Second from left looks worth a boning!
Have you no taste?
Bah!

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She's the only one that looks at all proportional...in fact, I'd say that, other than the hair, she looks good.
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The Hen wrote:
Gob wrote:Second from left looks worth a boning!
Have you no taste?
Define irony. ;)

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Far left: a bra, with a swimsuit ...seriously!?

I mean, what's the point of getting implants, if they're going to sag to your knees??? :loon

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A large subgroup of people, mostly women but some men, believe that being regarded, being looked at, is an expression of power over their lives. It gives them identity and status in their social groups. The exaggeration of certain secondary sexual characteristics has an inevitable effect on people, no matter who you are, you will be effected by it. So to that degree their belief is true.

This is the pathology which results from the excessive adherence to that belief. You become a sex cartoon.


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loCAtek wrote:
bigskygal wrote:Sickening!
You mean third from the right?

Just read, she's the mum of this mess.

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How dare she! Her daughter is lovely.

Bigger boobs or not, obviously Britney is the more attractive one.

Me thinks, the mum is just jealous of her daughter's wholesome, natural good looks. I hope the mother's insecurity, doesn't affect her daughter's self-esteem.

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I don't know if I would go so far as to say "wholesome"...

That girl is 14?
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Well, for that family she is ...she still has her pants on!

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The world used to have a place for women like this, cat houses.

We messed with the natural order of things when we got rid of them.

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There's plenty of work for them in Canberra and Aus.

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Scrub the makeup off that girl's face, let her hair get back to natural rather than brassy blonde, and she'd be lovely.

I'd much rather have her lovely, pert B/C cup boobies than any of their plastic crap. Too bad she's probably stupid enough to follow in her ugly mum's footsteps.
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My daughter had her breasts made smaller.

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:( !
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When you're a 44 EEE and have back problems at 20yo, it's necessary.

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