British English
British English
It's the only choice and I speak American English.
Whatever am I to do?
Whatever am I to do?
Re: British English
You'll just have to learn to speak all proper like what we do.
You'll be able to pick up a bag of 'u's at the door to put into words like colour...

You'll be able to pick up a bag of 'u's at the door to put into words like colour...

Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: British English
There was an interview on the BBC World News on NPR last night with a train engineer from the UK who was retiring after a long career.
I could not understand a word he said. British English!
I could not understand a word he said. British English!

For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Maybe he was the guy who announced the arrivals and departures.
They are trained to be incomprehensible.
No doubt, on retirement, it’s a hard talent to lose.
But I can just imagine the conversations he has with the missus. Neither having a clue what the other is saying and in many cases, not aware the other was speaking.
What’s that lov?
They are trained to be incomprehensible.
No doubt, on retirement, it’s a hard talent to lose.
But I can just imagine the conversations he has with the missus. Neither having a clue what the other is saying and in many cases, not aware the other was speaking.
What’s that lov?
A sufficiently copious dose of bombast drenched in verbose writing is lethal to the truth.
Re: British English
I'll see if I can add Americanese to the list.
But every time I do something, I screw something else up, and have to get RB to fix it.
But every time I do something, I screw something else up, and have to get RB to fix it.

Re: British English
Har har. Perhaps it should be British English, American English and Anti-American English?
:twisted:

:twisted:


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@w is also enjoying the expanded selection of smilies, I see!


For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
Re: British English
I thought I checked for this thread before I started mine
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Re: British English
I don't know about a bag of "u's' but we will definately have to work on dropping the "r's". 

I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
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What aboot Canadian English, eh!
Do I get a bag of ehs?

Do I get a bag of ehs?

Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Re: British English
How about Welsh English,Wenglish, you know, talk tidy like butty, there you are then, don't be mingy..
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Spanglish?
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato