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Wait, what?!

Another link...

Seriously: how much beer do you need before this is a good plan?
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Is it possible to feel threatened by a man armed with a toilet plunger? I'd be pissing myself laughing!
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April 13, 2012 12:38 PM

Man attempts bank robbery with toilet plunger, police say
Oh my God! It's a news story from the future that somehow fell through a rip in the space/time continuum and traveled back a week into the past....

Quick! There's still time for somebody to find this guy and stop him from doing this!
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Joe the Plumber?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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I suppose it all depends on where the plunger has been.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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That's what I get for posting tired...

I looked at that date and I swear I thought it said August 13th... :oops:
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LMAO - I read your post three times Jim but didn't get it. I decided not to question it just in case there was some subtle comic nuance involved which had gone whistling over my head.

I'll know better next time! :lol: :lol:
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Gob wrote:Is it possible to feel threatened by a man armed with a toilet plunger? I'd be pissing myself laughing!
I might have thought it was a fraternity prank!
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

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Sean wrote:LMAO - I read your post three times Jim but didn't get it. I decided not to question it just in case there was some subtle comic nuance involved which had gone whistling over my head.

I'll know better next time! :lol: :lol:
Hey, at least I copped to the fuck up....

From some of the posts I've seen on this board, there are folks around here who would have insisted that claiming that April 13th 2012 hadn't happened yet was perfectly logical and rational, and that only people "blinded by hate" or who couldn't think "outside the box" would say otherwise... :D
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Good point, well made! :ok
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Lord Jim wrote:
Sean wrote:LMAO - I read your post three times Jim but didn't get it. I decided not to question it just in case there was some subtle comic nuance involved which had gone whistling over my head.

I'll know better next time! :lol: :lol:
Hey, at least I copped to the fuck up....

From some of the posts I've seen on this board, there are folks around here who would have insisted that claiming that April 13th 2012 hadn't happened yet was perfectly logical and rational, and that only people "blinded by hate" or who couldn't think "outside the box" would say otherwise... :D
I've noticed that in another thread you've got several posters convinced that there were three weeks between July 22nd and August 6th this year, with nobody willing to say otherwise... :ok :lol:
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Actually, I just double checked, and I was not the first person to post that timing mistake....(I believe that was Strop)

Though I have (as have others) referenced that since....(and LoCa hasn't even corrected it)

But I'm not a bit surprised that you erroneously concluded I was the one who first made the mistake...

We all know how you've got Superman vision when it comes to picking out any error of mine, but suddenly turn into Helen Keller if it's somebody else.... ;)
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It was a LAFF (see forum title above), Jim, and it wouldn't've been quite so laffy if I'd posted it anywhere but this thread in which you showed yourself to be, um, calendarially challenged,...nor was I inclined to dig through all the muck in that other thread to make sure of who said it first there...and you did repeat it there...and have you ever noticed how the more you explain a joke the less laff-worthy it becomes...?

Oh, well.

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P.S. I apologize for having posted that joke two weeks after the previous post in this thread.
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Um, what did I do?

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Jarlaxle wrote:Wait, what?!

Another link...

Seriously: how much beer do you need before this is a good plan?
Let me work on that and get back to you...............
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