Guess who's in the dog house?

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Gob
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Guess who's in the dog house?

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At about three am this morning, Hen started using her i-pad. This wakes me up, which really snots me off, as I was having a fine kip, and I get very irate. A short and frank exchange of views occurs, and Hen gets up and takes her i-pad to the spare room.

I try to get back to sleep and fail. So I get up.

It's only then I am informed that it's not 3.00 am, it's 6.00 am, and she wasn't; "playing with her fucking i-pad," but "getting you up to go to the fucking gym as you wanted to do, and made a fucking big issue of last night"

I'll get me coat....
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The Hen
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Re: Guess who's in the dog house?

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... AND your hat.

I do not like getting up in the cold to go to the gym. I live with that.

However, I REALLY do not like being kicked out of my warm bed and made to go into the spare room when I am only doing what has been requested. Gob will live with THAT.

:arg
Bah!

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Guinevere
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Re: Guess who's in the dog house?

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You've got Barney to keep you warm!
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The Hen
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Re: Guess who's in the dog house?

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The Zombie is kept in a separate room. No warm dog for these tootsies.
Bah!

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