A special treat for Lord Jim

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A special treat for Lord Jim

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Okay well, this is obviously a put on...

Here's the giveaway:
Leonard Cohen Live In London
"Leonard Cohen Live..."?

Really, KQED?

Everybody knows Cohen hasn't been "Live" for at least 3 decades....His promoters just tote his corpse around from venue to venue, prop him up and play recordings...It's the concert tour equivalent of Weekend At Bernies....

It's easy to pull off because he was so unanimated even when he had a pulse that the audience can't tell the difference. (Of course the fact that most of them are so old they can barely see or hear helps too.)

Nice try KQED, but April Fools Day was four months ago....
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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A treat for Jim?

OK!

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Bah!

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Seeing as we're treating Jim!
Good God...

TWENTY CHANNELS OF CRICKET?!?!? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Oh, the humanity!!!

There must be something in The Geneva Conventions about that.....

Could I please be water boarded instead?
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that way they can finish a game in 3 hours
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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emphysema (Cohen) vs alzsheimers (Reagan's last 20 years).

tough call.

W.F. Buckley in his last days showed that emphysema can produce dementia. Nasty.

So glad that Reagan promoted smoking among children. Aren't we? Just so glad. And he made a pile killing kids with cigarettes, a total pile.

yrs,
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he made a pile killing kids with cigarettes, a total pile.
Well, he had to have something to do with his time when he wasn't busy encouraging people to blow up federal buildings... :lol:

BTW rube, have you signed up for that remedial math course yet so you can try to avoid having your ass handed to you quite so often?

Or maybe you could save some money by just hiring some junior high school kid to help you out...(Of course the problem there is that they might not have the patience to deal with such a slow learner...your best bet might be to check out what special ed resources are available in Santa Cruz.... )
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