She'll do anything for (or to) Jesus

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She'll do anything for (or to) Jesus

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Oh geez... :roll:

Major sign fail....
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I have to wonder how many people driving past took one look at that sign and went right into a pole.
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Ive seen the nations
Rise and fall
Ive heard their stories,
Heard them all
But love's the only engine
Of survival.

Your servant here,
He has been told
To say it clear,
To say it cold:
Its over, it aint going
Any further.

And now the wheels
Of heaven stop
You feel the devil's riding crop
Get ready for the future:
It is murder

Things are going to slide,
Slide in all directions
Wont be nothing
Nothing you can measure
Anymore
The blizzard,
The blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold
And it has overturned
The order of the soul
When they said repent (Repent!)
I wonder what they meant
When they said repent (Repent!)
I wonder what they meant
When they said repent (Repent!)
I wonder what they meant

and nor does that lady, I'm sorry to say

Meade
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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