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I bet she's glad

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A bank has been forced to apologise and pay compensation to a customer who was insulted by a member of staff - for being ginger.

Redhead Laura Payton, 32, was stunned when a worker at her local Halifax branch quipped: 'I bet your daughter is glad she isn't ginger like you.'


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The mother-of-two, who was heavily pregnant at the time, had gone in to the bank to discuss her mortgage and accounts held with her husband Mark, 47.

As she was waiting a picture of her three-year-old daughter Beth flashed up on her mobile phone.

When the member of staff saw it, she noticed her daughter had brown hair and made the inappropriate joke.

After leaving the bank, furious Laura called to make a complaint describing what had been said as 'completely unacceptable' and a 'form of racism.'

Since the incident on July 4, the angry mother-of-two says she has repeatedly called Halifax's complaints department to chase up the grievance.

She eventually received £150 and a letter of apology - after being offered just £25 by the branch manager.

But BT worker Laura, from Wolverhampton, said that she still did not feel that she had yet received a proper apology.

She said: 'A picture of my daughter flashed up on my mobile phone, she looked at it and said "I bet she's glad she doesn't have ginger hair like you.

'It didn't really register properly as first but when I got to work it was clear that she shouldn't have said what she did, I was furious.
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In our modern free-spoken society
There is a word that we still hold taboo
A word with a terrible history
Of being used to abuse, oppress and subdue
Just six seemingly harmless letters
Arranged in a way that will form a word
With more power than the pieces of metal
That are forged to make swords

A couple of Gs, an R and an E, an I and an N
Just six little letters all jumbled together
Have caused damage that we may never mend
And it's important that we all respect
That if these people should happen to choose
To reclaim the word as their own
It doesn't meant the rest of you have a right to it's use

So never under estimate
The power that language imparts
Sticks and stones may break your bones
But words can break hearts
A couple of Gs - jeez, unless you've had to live it
An R and an E - even I am careful with it
An I and an N - and in the end it will only offend
Don't want to have to spell it out again...

Yeah

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger
Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger
So listen to me if you care for your health
You won't call me ginger 'less you're ginger yourself
Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger

When you are a ginger life is pretty hard
Years of ritual bullying in the school yard
Kids calling you Ranga and Fanta Pants
No invitation to the high school dance
But you get up and learn to hold your head up
You try to keep your cool and not get het up
But until the feeling of I'll is truly let up
Then the word is ours and ours alone

Don't you know that...
Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger
Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger
So if you call us ginge we just might come unhinged
If you don't have a fringe with at least a tinge of the ginge in it
Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/tim_ ... udice.html ]
Now listen to me, we're not looking for sympathy
Just because we're sensitive to UV
Just 'cause we're pathetically pale
We do alright with the females

Yeah I like to ask the ladies 'round for ginger beer
And soon they're running their fingers through my ginger beard
And dunking my ginger nuts into their ginger tea
And asking if they can call me ginge
And I say, "I don't think that's appropriate!"

'Cos only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger
Only a ginga can call another ginga, ginga
And all the ladies, they agree it's a fact
Once you've gone ginge, she can't go back
Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger

Yeah go ginge, go you funky ginge
Yeah, funky ginger mofo

Yeah, you can call us bozo or fire truck
You can even call us carrot top of blood nut
Yeah, you can call us match stick or tampon
But fucking with the G-word is just not on

If you're a ginger-phobe and you don't like us
We will stand up to the fight if you want to fight us
But if you cut yourself you might catch gingivitis
So maybe you should shut your funky mouth

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger
Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger

So if you call us ginge you can't whinge if your injured
If you don't have a tinge of the ginge in your minge

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger
And you know my kids will always be clothed and fed
'Cos Papa's gonna be bringing home the gingerbread
And they'll be pretty smart because they'll be well-read
And by "read" I mean "read" and the other kind of "red", woo!

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger
Only a ginga can call another ginga, ginga
Just like only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja

Yeah, only a ginger, only a ginger, only a ginger, yeah
Are you all listening-a, I'm not pointing the finger
I just happen to sing-a
I'm just remindin' ya

That only a ginger can call another ginger...
Ginger


More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/tim_minchin/#share
Bah!

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What is this about red hair in Britain or is it just England. Are red heads treated in the same way in Wales and other Celtic countries?
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Happens all over the world mate...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Gob wrote:Happens all over the world mate...
Doesn’t happen here, not that I am aware of; I have not seen it. I personally think that red haired women are beautiful for the most part.
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Rangas always get the short straw in Aus and NZ as well.

:)
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Um yea, to be white and ranga- such a burden. Pity the poor Euros, that they have be treated to an iota of what the brown man goes through.

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....strawberry blondes?
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Nah. A ranga with an illusion of grandeur.
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liberty wrote: I personally think that red haired women are beautiful for the most part.
Tasty redheads are welcome anywhere....
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I used to be a ginger, until I turned gray.......does that make me a gringer? :nana

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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She said: 'A picture of my daughter flashed up on my mobile phone, she looked at it and said "I bet she's glad she doesn't have ginger hair like you.
It could have been worse....

She could have said, "I bet she's glad she's not piggy faced lard ass like you."
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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liberty wrote:
Gob wrote:Happens all over the world mate...
Doesn’t happen here, not that I am aware of; I have not seen it. I personally think that red haired women are beautiful for the most part.
:ok I agree with both of those statements.
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liberty wrote: I personally think that red haired women are beautiful for the most part.
Which parts do you think are not beautiful? :shrug


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MajGenl.Meade wrote:
liberty wrote: I personally think that red haired women are beautiful for the most part.
Which parts do you think are not beautiful? :shrug


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I am not saying; use your imagination. But I think the toes are kind a cute. :) I should have used a comma.
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But I think the toes are kind a cute.
You're teetering dangerously on the brink of TMI there, lib....

No further elaborations will be necessary.... :P
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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