BSG's "Complaints"....
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Whatever butters your muffin, each to their own eh?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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That's okay. I haven't been given a hickey in years, but I wouldn't stop you in your moment of passion.TPFKA@W wrote:
You misunderstand, I said I want to put welts on you.
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Yeah, then we can spoon.Joe Guy wrote:That's okay. I haven't been given a hickey in years, but I wouldn't stop you in your moment of passion.TPFKA@W wrote:
You misunderstand, I said I want to put welts on you.
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I'm not into painful pleasure.TPFKA@W wrote:
Yeah, then we can spoon.
I'd rather sniff & hump.
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I'd rather whack and thump, at least in your case.
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Maybe he'll go for it if you wear your nurse uniform.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
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And stiletto heels...Maybe he'll go for it if you wear your nurse uniform.
And snap and garter stockings...
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How in the hell did nursing get so sexualized? We deal with the grossest stuff imaginable. After a day of suctioning snot out of a trach and digging shit out of some ancient butthole the last thing I would do to feel sexy is dress up like a nurse.Scooter wrote:Maybe he'll go for it if you wear your nurse uniform.
OTOH maybe Joe would go for you dressed up as a nurse.
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See above.Lord Jim wrote:And stiletto heels...Maybe he'll go for it if you wear your nurse uniform.
And snap and garter stockings...
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That's right you're a dirty girl aren't you?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Projecting again?Crackpot wrote:That's right you're a dirty girl aren't you?
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I can understand that.TPFKA@W wrote:[
How in the hell did nursing get so sexualized? We deal with the grossest stuff imaginable. After a day of suctioning snot out of a trach and digging shit out of some ancient butthole the last thing I would do to feel sexy is dress up like a nurse.
I hate it when women want me to dress up as the tall dark handsome stud that I am.
I prefer to disguise myself as a regular kind of guy.
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Unfortunately the one time I did drag I was told I looked like Margaret Thatcher, so I've stayed away from it ever since.TPFKA@W wrote:OTOH maybe Joe would go for you dressed up as a nurse.
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"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
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I imagine that would be a challenge for a fellow as constipated as you are.I prefer to disguise myself as a regular kind of guy.
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Unfortunately the one time I did drag I was told I looked like Margaret Thatcher, so I've stayed away from it ever since.[/quote][/quote]Scooter wrote:[quote="TPFKA@W]OTOH maybe Joe would go for you dressed up as a nurse.
You probably just need to wax more.
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Scooter's looking old these days!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Maybe that was a complement? You might have got somewhere looking like that with someone like Lord Jim.Scooter wrote:Unfortunately the one time I did drag I was told I looked like Margaret Thatcher, so I've stayed away from it ever since.TPFKA@W wrote:OTOH maybe Joe would go for you dressed up as a nurse.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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I love it when you talk that way...TPFKA@W wrote:I imagine that would be a challenge for a fellow as constipated as you are.I prefer to disguise myself as a regular kind of guy.
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Gob wrote:
Scooter's looking old these days!
