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Re: Why I must vote for Romney

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Reason #8

'Mormon' comes before 'Moslem' in the dictionary
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Reason 6.5 - Romney's Magic Mormon Underwear will protect him and the rest of the affluent population in the U.S. from all of the evils in the world.

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will protect him and the rest of the affluent population in the U.S. from all of the evils in the world.
You mean everybody with free time will be protected?
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Lord Jim wrote:
will protect him and the rest of the affluent population in the U.S. from all of the evils in the world.
You mean everybody with free time will be protected?
That is their defining characteristic, is it not? :eh

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Why think when hatred is so much easier and less taxing on the brain cells.

Why indeed?


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rubato wrote:Why think when hatred is so much easier and less taxing on the brain cells.
Hatred is much more difficult to carry around inside you than it is to share clear thoughts and expressions with others.

Of course, if all one knows is hatred, I suppose it would be easier for that person to express hatred than to attempt to communicate with others

A person who harbors hatred for others would be the type who would make frequent declarations of self worth while being dismissive of the knowledge of others.

It would be difficult for a person like that to fit into a place like this but that person might have a lot of free time and the hatred inside may not allow that person to be able to think of what else to do with that time.

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Joe Guy wrote:It would be difficult for a person like that to fit into a place like this but that person might have a lot of free time and the hatred inside may not allow that person to be able to think of what else to do with that time.
You mean they might be affluent?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Affluence might be a definitive part of the equation.

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A person who harbors hatred for others would be the type who would make frequent declarations of self worth while being dismissive of the knowledge of others.
People who do that are parasites.
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Reason #7

Under studio lights, Mitt has a brighter skin tone
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Reason #6 Mitt Romney is really Max Headroom.

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:lol: From the Wikipedia article on Max Headroom: "Plans for a cinema version titled Max Headroom for President were mentioned in the media but the film was never produced."

I see that since the '80s they've had time to improve his hair considerably.
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Reason #5
Romney has owned four dogs, none of them gifts from girl-killing drunkard Ted Kennedy
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Where's Checkers?

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