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Gob
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Pythagoras

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Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, "If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh..."

The barman says, "Y, the long face?"
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Acute joke.
Bah!

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I don't know, I think it shows an obtuse sense of humour.
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I have nothing to add. This was just a reflex post.
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Pythagoras, another parasite.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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..and that guy Isosceles; him too!
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Mathematical puns are the first sine of madness.
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Cosine, cosa

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Now don't send me off on a tangent
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Everybody stop it! Now! This secant!
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Re: Pythagoras

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Cosine in to the sanitarium.
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