BSG's "Complaints"....

[TPFKA@W]

I want to state categorically, here and now for the record, that I am not obsessed about penises...

Yet you continue to talk about them....

[Joe Guy]

I want to state categorically, here and now for the record, that I am not obsessed about penises...

Yet you continue to talk about them....

Is this thread turning into a cock fight?

[Joe Guy]

btw - I can tell that @W really just wants to say this to me....

[TPFKA@W]

You got it half right, you fool.

[Joe Guy]

What's that you say?
You want to fool around,oui?
Do not come wiz me to ze Casbah - we shall make beautiful musicks togezzer right here!

[TPFKA@W]

Le ick!

[Gob]

Oh if you are going to take a cartoon character to a motel for some foolin around, there is only one who fits the bill...



and I don't mean Bob Hoskins!

BTW, am I alone in thinking Sophia Veraga would make a great Jessica Rabbit?

[Joe Guy]

You are once again playing hard to get.

Sont le mon qui von tres bien ensemble...

Or something like that....

I will instead say the only words I know that you'll understand.....

You are a breath of hot air and I am your target.

I don't mind.

I have known you for ages and realize your longing for me is thus far unrequited.

It can't be easy for you.

[TPFKA@W]

And you are an egregious gas bag.

A match made in hell.

[Joe Guy]

And you are an egregious gas bag.

A match made in hell.

I can sense the tremendous underlying yearning to be close to me in your (written) tone of voice. You are once again playing the aloof demoiselle while I'm extremely confident that you are secretly wanting me.

Qu'est-ce que tu fais, @w mon amour ?

Eet is kismet that we have found each other in such a way.

[TPFKA@W]

You may kismet my ass.

[Joe Guy]

You may kismet my ass.

A destiny I hadn't anticipated...!?

Nevertheless, you have become one feisty woman who lashes out forcefully such as a wild mare would do.

Did I ever tell you that one of my many talents is bronco busting?

[TPFKA@W]

As I am sure you have noticed my talent for ass busting. You would be the biggest ass of my undertaking....

[Joe Guy]

As I am sure you have noticed my talent for ass busting. You would be the biggest ass of my undertaking....

[TPFKA@W]

[Guinevere]

Hello young lovers, whoever you are,
I hope your troubles are few.
All my good wishes go with you tonight,
I've been in love like you.

Be brave, young lovers, and follow your star,
Be brave and faithful and true,
Cling very close to each other tonight.
I've been in love like you.

I know how it feels to have wings on your heels,
And to fly down the street in a trance.
You fly down a street on the chance that you meet,
And you meet -- not really by chance.

Don't cry young lovers, whatever you do,
Don't cry because I'm alone;
All of my memories are happy tonight,
I've had a love of my own.
I've had a love of my own, like yours-
I've had a love of my own.

[Sue U]

Hello young lovers, whoever you are,
I hope your troubles are few.
All my good wishes go with you tonight,
I've been in love like you.

Be brave, young lovers, and follow your star,
Be brave and faithful and true,
Cling very close to each other tonight.
I've been in love like you.

I know how it feels to have wings on your heels,
And to fly down the street in a trance.
You fly down a street on the chance that you meet,
And you meet -- not really by chance.

Don't cry young lovers, whatever you do,
Don't cry because I'm alone;
All of my memories are happy tonight,
I've had a love of my own.
I've had a love of my own, like yours-
I've had a love of my own.

Guin, you are not old enough to know that song.

[Joe Guy]

Yes she is.

She is middle aged.

(running for cover)

[TPFKA@W]

Yes she is.

She is middle aged.

(running for cover)

I am so jealous.

[Lord Jim]

They really do make a cute couple, don't they?