Anal? I'se this.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Proctofoam? That's a new one on me. Is it like construction foam - inject and expand? Sounds like it would make retentiveness worse!



Joe Rearrange these words into a well-known phrase or saying

to job day Stick your

Tomorrow I may start a thread on which parts of our bodies we dry first when stepping out of the shower
(hint: it's not what you think)

Meade

[TPFKA@W]

Or perhaps he could sit on a termite mound?


(Waiting to see if Joe the leg humping song writer has a tune about Termites.)

[Lord Jim]

Tomorrow I may start a thread on which parts of our bodies we dry first when stepping out of the shower

Well, I always start with my face (personally, I find that makes it a lot easier to see...but I guess that would depend on where your head is located...)

[Joe Guy]

Termites on the Hill (sung to the tune of 'Fool on the Hill')

One Saturday
Alone on a mound
The man with the foolish songs had termites hanging around
But he didn't seem to notice
They were all crawling up his butt
Then he finally knew the answer

The man on the hill started jumping around
then he twisted and tumbled
And went spinning around

Scratching his butt
And wanting some help
The man with a thousand termites yelling out very loud

But nobody came to help him
Though they know he could use a tent
'Cause he needed a fumigation

The man on the hill kept on jumping around
all the termites were on him
'Cause he'd sat on their mound...

Whoa oh oh! And round & round & round

The termites were all about him
They were chewing on his skin too
They didn't like him

The man on the hill kept on jumping around
all the termites were on him
'Cause he'd sat on their mound...

[TPFKA@W]

That's poetry! I am somewhat confused though, was the man yelling or was it the termites?

[Crackpot]

I thought it was both

[dales]

Tomorrow I may start a thread on which parts of our bodies we dry first when stepping out of the shower
(hint: it's not what you think)

Meade

That would be two left feet for $500, Alex.

[Joe Guy]

That's poetry! I am somewhat confused though, was the man yelling or was it the termites?

It might have been the termites but then again the man has vocal chords.

Who really knows?

[Timster]

Either way, I am amused. Nice job Joe!

Oh, and MGM? You need puff puff pass that ganja Mon! Because you ain't right son. Jesus loves you but; He hates your pedantry.

Yrs with love and understanding,

Timster

[TPFKA@W]

Can't find any info on termite vocal cords. Did learn that parrots and giraffes don't though.

[Joe Guy]

Since parrots can talk without vocal cords there's no reason why a termite shouldn't be able to scream.

I doubt they scream very much. They wouldn't want you to know when they are eating your house.

[TPFKA@W]

Joe demonstrates deductive reasoning which stems from his degree in logic. He had a double minor-song writing and leg humping ( which he chose over belly dancing).

[Joe Guy]

I was an excellent student.

I graduated humpis cum louder.

[MajGenl.Meade]

That's poetry! I am somewhat confused though, was the man yelling or was it the termites?

Brilliant!

[TPFKA@W]

Ambiguous Antecedents= my favorite things to mock! Joe has made me so happy!

[Joe Guy]

I didn't take my coffee with me outside yesterday because it was cloudy and so instead I drove my truck to the gas station because it needed gas and the station was closed.

So I went online to Plan B to read things for a while because I knew it was still closed.

[Timster]

So. Let me get this straight. If a Giraffe coughs in the forest...no one can hear? Hmmmm very deep...

May hap I need to do some more research...

[TPFKA@W]

I didn't take my coffee with me outside yesterday because it was cloudy and so instead I drove my truck to the gas station because it needed gas and the station was closed.

So I went online to Plan B to read things for a while because I knew it was still closed.

With a leghump here and a leghump there-here a hump there a hump everywhere a hump-hump!

[MajGenl.Meade]

Am I correct in believing that there are now three very silly threads?

He read the letter, blew his nose, folded it in two and placed it on the mantlepiece

Meade

[Timster]

Am I correct in my understanding that MGM has way too much time on his hands?...