Redneck Fishing

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Gob
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Redneck Fishing

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Re: Redneck Fishing

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:clap: :funee: :clap:

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Miles
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Re: Redneck Fishing

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Even a redneck knows better than to drop a gernade that close to the boat. :shrug
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Re: Redneck Fishing

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Miles wrote:Even a redneck knows better than to drop a gernade that close to the boat. :shrug
Redneck wanna-be.
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Miles
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Re: Redneck Fishing

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I grew up in redneck centeral and I can attest to the fact that any redneck worth his salt would never ever do something like that. :nana
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Rick
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Re: Redneck Fishing

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Well Miles they're Russian Rednecks...
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Re: Redneck Fishing

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Russian or not those two need to surrender the ability to procreate for the good of community and even mankind. Dangerous bastards both. :o
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Joe Guy
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Re: Redneck Fishing

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Speaking of rednecks....

A couple of Arkansas hunters who's names are Bill and Billary are out in the woods when Billary falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Bill whips out his cellphone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he is dead."

There is silence, then a shot is heard........

Bill says, "Okay, now what?"
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Re: Redneck Fishing

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Shame the video ended where it did. I'd like to see them stand up and gape

..or stand up gaping
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Re: Redneck Fishing

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there's longer versions out there
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Rick
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Re: Redneck Fishing

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And how many fish they actually "caught"...
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