How to speak like a Pirate!
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SisterMaryFellatio
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How to speak like a Pirate!
Made me laugh Gob!!
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The Cornish are pirates? ThX for the heads up 
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LOL!! I know a couple of old boys down there who speak like that exactly.
Hen experienced it on her first UK trip from Derek (aka Del Boy,) a local farm labouror/lifeboatman
She was boggled by it, but I told her that she was lucky to have experienced, first hand, genuine Pirate speak/Cornish gibberish!
Hen experienced it on her first UK trip from Derek (aka Del Boy,) a local farm labouror/lifeboatman
She was boggled by it, but I told her that she was lucky to have experienced, first hand, genuine Pirate speak/Cornish gibberish!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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SisterMaryFellatio
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My brother speaks exactly like that.....I know its awful to say but everytime I speak to him I cringe!! He sounds thick as 2 short planks everything is done drekly and he calls me me ansum!!
Last time I went home they had finally succumbed to building a Mcdonalds in St. Awful....Now I have been in hundreds of Mcdonalds all over the world and the greeting is always the same..."Hi welcome to Mcdonalds what can i get you"......not so there....
"'ere whatdewant"!!! was the greeting.
I just about collapsed pissing myself much to my brother and mothers embarrassment. I couldn't speak to order...I collected myself managed to order with intermittent giggles only to crack up again at the end when I paid and she said "cheers me ansum"
Last time I went home they had finally succumbed to building a Mcdonalds in St. Awful....Now I have been in hundreds of Mcdonalds all over the world and the greeting is always the same..."Hi welcome to Mcdonalds what can i get you"......not so there....
"'ere whatdewant"!!! was the greeting.
I just about collapsed pissing myself much to my brother and mothers embarrassment. I couldn't speak to order...I collected myself managed to order with intermittent giggles only to crack up again at the end when I paid and she said "cheers me ansum"
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Red wine down the nose is never pleasant!! 
ROTFLMCO!!!
ROTFLMCO!!!“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”