If You Could Go Back To Any Time In History...
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AH! Lord Jim Kirk!
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I think that might be okay....Unless you have a chance to get happy with a young Joan Collins!
I don't suppose Joan Collins having had one more lover would make much of a ripple in the time line....



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For me I would like to go back to the day before my mother died so I could see her as i never got a chance to say goodbye.
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
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Not to mention indoor plumbing...But I do like electricity, antibiotics, and cars.
Yes, I'd love to go back to the time of The Resurrection, to verify that it took place, but I'd have no desire to hang around in 30 AD, and try to live there.... (for one thing, everybody would be speaking Aramaic, Latin, Hebrew or Greek...I know a few words of Yiddish, but I doubt that would get me by...)
Also, I'd just as soon not live in a place where a scratched misquote bite can result in death by infection, and a man my age is considered an "Ancient and Wizened One"...
Oh, and did I mention the lack of indoor plumbing?...



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One of the best typos ever!Lord Jim wrote:...a scratched misquote bite can result in death by infection...
From now on, I will be especially careful when quoting anyone.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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All right, you got me there... 
But I stand by my remarks on indoor plumbing....
But I stand by my remarks on indoor plumbing....



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Lord Jim wrote:Yes, I'd love to go back to the time of The Resurrection, to verify that it took place, but I'd have no desire to hang around in 30 AD, and try to live there....
I love complete agreement ....Andrew D wrote:Anyway, the original question was about a time one would like to visit, not a time one would like to live in.
Reason is valuable only when it performs against the wordless physical background of the universe.
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Econoline wrote:One of the best typos ever!Lord Jim wrote:...a scratched misquote bite can result in death by infection...
From now on, I will be especially careful when quoting anyone.
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TPFKA@W wrote:Econoline wrote:One of the best typos ever!Lord Jim wrote:...a scratched misquote bite can result in death by infection...
From now on, I will be especially careful when quoting anyone.
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Don't quit your day jobs...



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Plus I don't consider it a typo so much as a parapraxis. 
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A minor error, slip of the tongue....a parapraxis
That's exactly what it was...
From the Paraxal period in history....Right before the Cambrian Explosion...
(I'm vamping here people, somebody wanna throw me a bone?....



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You left of the part of the definition that says: thought to reveal a repressed motive.Lord Jim wrote:A minor error, slip of the tongue....a parapraxis
That's exactly what it was...
From the Paraxal period in history....Right before the Cambrian Explosion...
(I'm vamping here people, somebody wanna throw me a bone?....)
Admit that when anyone misquotes you there is an urge to bite them. Admit it.
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Yes, sadly it's true...Admit that when anyone misquotes you there is an urge to bite them. Admit it.
When someone misquotes me, I don't just want to bite them...
I want to bite them in half...
And spit out the naughty bits...
But I digress...



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You said naughty bits.... 
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I would like to see the dinosaurs.
what can I say, I like reptiles/amphibians
what can I say, I like reptiles/amphibians
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Econoline wrote:...or the word "back"Sean wrote:I don't think you've quite grasped the meaning of the word 'history' Rooby...
Why would I confine my interests or ambitions to merely those which uninteresting people can conceive of?
Time is a continuum which extends into two directions. Forward is a lot more interesting than back. It is the undiscovered country.
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Indeed, when asked; "what sort of house do you live in"? Why not answer; "Thursday cheesecake apart"!rubato wrote:
Why would I confine my interests or ambitions to merely those which uninteresting people can conceive of?
If You Could Go Back To Any Time In History...Time is a continuum which extends into two directions. Forward is a lot more interesting than back. It is the undiscovered country.
yrs,
rubato
Back
adjective
31. situated at or in the rear: at the back door; back fence.
32. far away or removed from the front or main area, position, or rank; remote: back settlements.
33. belonging to the past: back files; back issues.
34. in arrears; overdue: back pay.
35. coming or going back; moving backward: back current.
his·to·ry
noun, plural his·to·ries.
1. the branch of knowledge dealing with past events.
2. a continuous, systematic narrative of past events as relating to a particular people, country, period, person, etc., usually written as a chronological account; chronicle: a history of France; a medical history of the patient.
3. the aggregate of past events.
4. the record of past events and times, especially in connection with the human race.
5. a past notable for its important, unusual, or interesting events: a ship with a history.
Poor old retard, dumb as fuck and too cowardly to admit a mistake.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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You are limited. Boring.
yrs,
rubato
yrs,
rubato
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You are a coward, with a very shallow grasp of English, and poor self esteem.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”