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AH! Lord Jim Kirk!

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Unless you have a chance to get happy with a young Joan Collins!
I think that might be okay....

I don't suppose Joan Collins having had one more lover would make much of a ripple in the time line.... 8-)
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For me I would like to go back to the day before my mother died so I could see her as i never got a chance to say goodbye.
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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But I do like electricity, antibiotics, and cars.
Not to mention indoor plumbing...

Yes, I'd love to go back to the time of The Resurrection, to verify that it took place, but I'd have no desire to hang around in 30 AD, and try to live there.... (for one thing, everybody would be speaking Aramaic, Latin, Hebrew or Greek...I know a few words of Yiddish, but I doubt that would get me by...)

Also, I'd just as soon not live in a place where a scratched misquote bite can result in death by infection, and a man my age is considered an "Ancient and Wizened One"...

Oh, and did I mention the lack of indoor plumbing?...
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Lord Jim wrote:...a scratched misquote bite can result in death by infection...
One of the best typos ever! :lol:

From now on, I will be especially careful when quoting anyone.
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All right, you got me there... ;)

But I stand by my remarks on indoor plumbing.... :?
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Lord Jim wrote:Yes, I'd love to go back to the time of The Resurrection, to verify that it took place, but I'd have no desire to hang around in 30 AD, and try to live there....
Andrew D wrote:Anyway, the original question was about a time one would like to visit, not a time one would like to live in.
I love complete agreement ....
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Econoline wrote:
Lord Jim wrote:...a scratched misquote bite can result in death by infection...
One of the best typos ever! :lol:

From now on, I will be especially careful when quoting anyone.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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TPFKA@W wrote:
Econoline wrote:
Lord Jim wrote:...a scratched misquote bite can result in death by infection...
One of the best typos ever! :lol:

From now on, I will be especially careful when quoting anyone.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Okay, yuck it up at The Plan B Comedy Club....funny guys...

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Plus I don't consider it a typo so much as a parapraxis. :nana

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a parapraxis
A minor error, slip of the tongue....

That's exactly what it was...

From the Paraxal period in history....Right before the Cambrian Explosion...

(I'm vamping here people, somebody wanna throw me a bone?.... 8-) )
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Lord Jim wrote:
a parapraxis
A minor error, slip of the tongue....

That's exactly what it was...

From the Paraxal period in history....Right before the Cambrian Explosion...

(I'm vamping here people, somebody wanna throw me a bone?.... 8-) )
You left of the part of the definition that says: thought to reveal a repressed motive.

Admit that when anyone misquotes you there is an urge to bite them. Admit it.

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Admit that when anyone misquotes you there is an urge to bite them. Admit it.
Yes, sadly it's true...

When someone misquotes me, I don't just want to bite them...

I want to bite them in half...

And spit out the naughty bits...

But I digress... 8-)

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You said naughty bits.... :o

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I would like to see the dinosaurs.
what can I say, I like reptiles/amphibians

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Econoline wrote:
Sean wrote:I don't think you've quite grasped the meaning of the word 'history' Rooby... ;)
...or the word "back" :lol:

Why would I confine my interests or ambitions to merely those which uninteresting people can conceive of?

Time is a continuum which extends into two directions. Forward is a lot more interesting than back. It is the undiscovered country.

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rubato wrote:

Why would I confine my interests or ambitions to merely those which uninteresting people can conceive of?
Indeed, when asked; "what sort of house do you live in"? Why not answer; "Thursday cheesecake apart"!
Time is a continuum which extends into two directions. Forward is a lot more interesting than back. It is the undiscovered country.

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Back

adjective
31. situated at or in the rear: at the back door; back fence.
32. far away or removed from the front or main area, position, or rank; remote: back settlements.
33. belonging to the past: back files; back issues.
34. in arrears; overdue: back pay.
35. coming or going back; moving backward: back current.

his·to·ry
   
noun, plural his·to·ries.
1. the branch of knowledge dealing with past events.
2. a continuous, systematic narrative of past events as relating to a particular people, country, period, person, etc., usually written as a chronological account; chronicle: a history of France; a medical history of the patient.
3. the aggregate of past events.
4. the record of past events and times, especially in connection with the human race.
5. a past notable for its important, unusual, or interesting events: a ship with a history.

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You are limited. Boring.



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You are a coward, with a very shallow grasp of English, and poor self esteem.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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