Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No pork chops
No hotdogs
No burgers
No beer
No bacon
Rags for clothes
Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some twat in a tower
More than one wife
More than one mother in law
You can't shave
Your wife can't shave
You can't wash off the smell of donkey
You wipe your arse with your hand
You cook over burning camel shit
Your wife is picked by someone else
Your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"
> No shit Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much fucking worse!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
