Why there are suicide bombers

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Gob
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Why there are suicide bombers

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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:
  • No Christmas
    No television
    No nude women
    No football
    No pork chops
    No hotdogs
    No burgers
    No beer
    No bacon
    Rags for clothes
    Towels for hats
    Constant wailing from some twat in a tower
    More than one wife
    More than one mother in law
    You can't shave
    Your wife can't shave
    You can't wash off the smell of donkey
    You wipe your arse with your hand
    You cook over burning camel shit
    Your wife is picked by someone else
    Your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"

> No shit Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much fucking worse!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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loCAtek
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Location: My San Ho'metown

Re: Why there are suicide bombers

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How about one month a year your not allowed to eat!

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Miles
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Re: Why there are suicide bombers

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Damn, Strop, it's a wonder they all don't just strap on the explosives and go collect their heavenly reward. :shrug
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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