Home for Random Thoughts

[Lord Jim]

If Karen Carpenter had Cass Elliot's sandwich, they'd both be alive today...

(It's a little troubling to me that my 13 year old daughter knows who those people were and why that's funny...she told me this old joke... )

[Joe Guy]

I went to see the Carpenters once. Karen stood behind the microphone stand so nobody could see how much weight she had lost.

[dales]

......and now for my next number...i'd like to roll one.......

[dales]

I Like This Photograph......A Different Meaning To The Phrase: "Bear in the air"



Notice how the Alaska National Guard fighter shadows the ruskie bomber.

[Rick]

Had a Black Bear in our yard yesterday afternoon. My wife was the witness and after receiving her call one would have thought it was a Grizzly instead of a yearling cub (about four feet long on all 4s and about 2 1/2 at the shoulder). According to the wildlife manager from our region he said it was prolly a male that had recently been weened (seasonal time frame) that mom had shoved out to fend for itself.

Now that means we got a mom out there someplace and that makes my wife reeeeaaaallll happy...

[Joe Guy]

She will just have to bear with it.

[dales]

Where does all the unused ASCII go?

[Joe Guy]

Into the unused ASCII bin.

[oldr_n_wsr]

I doubt if mom is very close. And if he was kicked out, mom won't be protecting him either. He's probably wondering around looking for food and for his own territory to stake out.

[dales]

˙ʇno ǝʞɐʇs oʇ ʎɹoʇıɹɹǝʇ uʍo sıɥ ɹoɟ puɐ pooɟ ɹoɟ buıʞooן punoɹɐ buıɹǝpuoʍ ʎןqɐqoɹd s,ǝɥ ˙ɹǝɥʇıǝ ɯıɥ buıʇɔǝʇoɹd ǝq ʇ,uoʍ ɯoɯ 'ʇno pǝʞɔıʞ sɐʍ ǝɥ ɟı puɐ ˙ǝsoןɔ ʎɹǝʌ sı ɯoɯ ɟı ʇqnop ı

[MajGenl.Meade]

That's Koala bears you are thinking of, Dales. Randomly, no doubt

[oldr_n_wsr]

˙ʇno ǝʞɐʇs oʇ ʎɹoʇıɹɹǝʇ uʍo sıɥ ɹoɟ puɐ pooɟ ɹoɟ buıʞooן punoɹɐ buıɹǝpuoʍ ʎןqɐqoɹd s,ǝɥ ˙ɹǝɥʇıǝ ɯıɥ buıʇɔǝʇoɹd ǝq ʇ,uoʍ ɯoɯ 'ʇno pǝʞɔıʞ sɐʍ ǝɥ ɟı puɐ ˙ǝsoןɔ ʎɹǝʌ sı ɯoɯ ɟı ʇqnop ı

You mocking me boy!?!?!?

[dales]

Do your feet smell and your nose runs?

If so...

˙uʍop ǝpısdn ʇןınq ǝɹ,noʎ

[oldr_n_wsr]

I have no sense of smell.
Haven't since Oct 31, 1980.

[MajGenl.Meade]

That's good because in the words of the immortal Pere Ubu

Life stinks
I'm seeing pink
I can't wink
I can't blink
I like the Kinks
I need a drink
I can't think
I like the Kinks
Life stinks

[dales]

I dreamed I was in Holland with my ex last nite......We got into an argument about our passports.

[Joe Guy]

I dreamed I was in Holland with my ex last nite......We got into an argument about our passports.

The passport represents your wanting to get away from your wife. And last night you were remembering how you were often in Dutch with her.

[oldr_n_wsr]

[MajGenl.Meade]

Once you've gone Dutch, you don't pay so much

[dales]

I've been to Holland.................they talk funny.


not as funny as my ex, though