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We could have a credit-card activated diving board on the Golden Gate Bridge to raise revenue.

You slip in the card, all the money is debited from your account, and Ka-bang a gate opens for your diving pleasure. Another advantage is that we don't have to bother collecting or id-ing the bodies. (there may need to be some identity verification, a PIN or such)

Steeeeroke of genius.

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Jarlaxle wrote:Of course. Rube never saw a stupid idea he didn't like!
Hired a backhoe to fill in the outhouses and garbage dumps on your property so you can sell it?

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rubato wrote:We could have a credit-card activated diving board on the Golden Gate Bridge to raise revenue.

You slip in the card, all the money is debited from your account, and Ka-bang a gate opens for your diving pleasure. Another advantage is that we don't have to bother collecting or id-ing the bodies. (there may need to be some identity verification, a PIN or such)

Steeeeroke of genius.

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Still making light of suicides. I pray no-one you care about ever commits suicide so you don't have to go though what many have.

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Oldr, you ought hear his repertoire of chemotherapy jokes...

Rube's a big favorite at Open Mike Nite at The Santa Cruz Funny Bone....
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my mom went through chemo. While we did joke about it, it really is no laughing matter.

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my mom went through chemo.
So did mine.
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Sorry to hear that LordJim. My mom died July 30, 1998. I still miss her.

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My mother passed away on Dec. 13th, (her birthday) 1997.

My father died the year before. You never stop missing your parents.
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That's what Lizzy Borden said
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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I thought she scored mostly hits on them.
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CP and Gen'l Meade...

You know,there's a special place in Hell for the two of you...

You know that, don't you... ;)
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Lord Jim wrote:My mother passed away on Dec. 13th, (her birthday) 1997.

My father died the year before. You never stop missing your parents.
Thankfully dad is still around. 81 and going strong (rides his harley and snowmobiles and quad). He had a pacemaker put in about a month ago and he's itching to get back to doing things. I went up there a couple of weekends ago and stacked wood, trimmed bushes cut downt some trees, broke up a storage box that was rotting away. Things he wanted to do but the docs told him to take it easy until the wires got scare tissued into place.
Dad doesn;t take sitting around well.

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Lord Jim wrote:CP and Gen'l Meade...

You know,there's a special place in Hell for the two of you...

You know that, don't you... ;)
Yep it's right next to yours. As a perk we get to listen to Leonard Cohen.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Yep it's right next to yours. As a perk we get to listen to Leonard Cohen.
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Plus every single post rubato has ever written being read aloud, without interruption. :mrgreen:
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rubato wrote:
Jarlaxle wrote:Of course. Rube never saw a stupid idea he didn't like!
Hired a backhoe to fill in the outhouses and garbage dumps on your property so you can sell it?

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The guy never showed...his wife divorced him & took back the truck trailer, and backhoe. He said something about having to get a job at a lab cleaning test tubes.
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oldr_n_wsr wrote:
rubato wrote:We could have a credit-card activated diving board on the Golden Gate Bridge to raise revenue.

You slip in the card, all the money is debited from your account, and Ka-bang a gate opens for your diving pleasure. Another advantage is that we don't have to bother collecting or id-ing the bodies. (there may need to be some identity verification, a PIN or such)

Steeeeroke of genius.

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Still making light of suicides. I pray no-one you care about ever commits suicide so you don't have to go though what many have.
I hope he offs himself, sooner the better! Put us out of his misery!
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oldr_n_wsr wrote:
rubato wrote:We could have a credit-card activated diving board on the Golden Gate Bridge to raise revenue.

You slip in the card, all the money is debited from your account, and Ka-bang a gate opens for your diving pleasure. Another advantage is that we don't have to bother collecting or id-ing the bodies. (there may need to be some identity verification, a PIN or such)

Steeeeroke of genius.

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Still making light of suicides. I pray no-one you care about ever commits suicide so you don't have to go though what many have.

Just trying to provide a little up-side with the down-side. And restore the cozmick balance; the combination of light and dark, comedy and tragedy, plusess and minuses, credit and debit. Aummmmmmmmm.


Get over yourself.


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Been over myself for a while now. Thanks for asking.

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