Private drunk tanks...

[rubato]

We could have a credit-card activated diving board on the Golden Gate Bridge to raise revenue.

You slip in the card, all the money is debited from your account, and Ka-bang a gate opens for your diving pleasure. Another advantage is that we don't have to bother collecting or id-ing the bodies. (there may need to be some identity verification, a PIN or such)

Steeeeroke of genius.

yrs,
rubato

[rubato]

Of course. Rube never saw a stupid idea he didn't like!

Hired a backhoe to fill in the outhouses and garbage dumps on your property so you can sell it?

yrs,
rubato

[oldr_n_wsr]

We could have a credit-card activated diving board on the Golden Gate Bridge to raise revenue.

You slip in the card, all the money is debited from your account, and Ka-bang a gate opens for your diving pleasure. Another advantage is that we don't have to bother collecting or id-ing the bodies. (there may need to be some identity verification, a PIN or such)

Steeeeroke of genius.

yrs,
rubato

Still making light of suicides. I pray no-one you care about ever commits suicide so you don't have to go though what many have.

[Lord Jim]

Oldr, you ought hear his repertoire of chemotherapy jokes...

Rube's a big favorite at Open Mike Nite at The Santa Cruz Funny Bone....

[oldr_n_wsr]

my mom went through chemo. While we did joke about it, it really is no laughing matter.

[Lord Jim]

my mom went through chemo.

So did mine.

[oldr_n_wsr]

Sorry to hear that LordJim. My mom died July 30, 1998. I still miss her.

[Lord Jim]

My mother passed away on Dec. 13th, (her birthday) 1997.

My father died the year before. You never stop missing your parents.

[MajGenl.Meade]

That's what Lizzy Borden said

[Crackpot]

I thought she scored mostly hits on them.

[Lord Jim]

CP and Gen'l Meade...

You know,there's a special place in Hell for the two of you...

You know that, don't you...

[oldr_n_wsr]

My mother passed away on Dec. 13th, (her birthday) 1997.

My father died the year before. You never stop missing your parents.

Thankfully dad is still around. 81 and going strong (rides his harley and snowmobiles and quad). He had a pacemaker put in about a month ago and he's itching to get back to doing things. I went up there a couple of weekends ago and stacked wood, trimmed bushes cut downt some trees, broke up a storage box that was rotting away. Things he wanted to do but the docs told him to take it easy until the wires got scare tissued into place.
Dad doesn;t take sitting around well.

[Crackpot]

CP and Gen'l Meade...

You know,there's a special place in Hell for the two of you...

You know that, don't you...

Yep it's right next to yours. As a perk we get to listen to Leonard Cohen.

[Lord Jim]

Yep it's right next to yours. As a perk we get to listen to Leonard Cohen.

And cricket 24/7 on a wide screen TV, along with an all-you-can-eat Marmite buffet, and all the warm beer you can drink...

[Guinevere]

Plus every single post rubato has ever written being read aloud, without interruption.

[Lord Jim]

[Jarlaxle]

Of course. Rube never saw a stupid idea he didn't like!

Hired a backhoe to fill in the outhouses and garbage dumps on your property so you can sell it?

yrs,
rubato

The guy never showed...his wife divorced him & took back the truck trailer, and backhoe. He said something about having to get a job at a lab cleaning test tubes.

[Jarlaxle]

We could have a credit-card activated diving board on the Golden Gate Bridge to raise revenue.

You slip in the card, all the money is debited from your account, and Ka-bang a gate opens for your diving pleasure. Another advantage is that we don't have to bother collecting or id-ing the bodies. (there may need to be some identity verification, a PIN or such)

Steeeeroke of genius.

yrs,
rubato

Still making light of suicides. I pray no-one you care about ever commits suicide so you don't have to go though what many have.

I hope he offs himself, sooner the better! Put us out of his misery!

[rubato]

We could have a credit-card activated diving board on the Golden Gate Bridge to raise revenue.

You slip in the card, all the money is debited from your account, and Ka-bang a gate opens for your diving pleasure. Another advantage is that we don't have to bother collecting or id-ing the bodies. (there may need to be some identity verification, a PIN or such)

Steeeeroke of genius.

yrs,
rubato

Still making light of suicides. I pray no-one you care about ever commits suicide so you don't have to go though what many have.

Just trying to provide a little up-side with the down-side. And restore the cozmick balance; the combination of light and dark, comedy and tragedy, plusess and minuses, credit and debit. Aummmmmmmmm.


Get over yourself.


yrs,
rubato

[oldr_n_wsr]

Been over myself for a while now. Thanks for asking.