Teen gets Bum Rap....

[Joe Guy]

Police find treasure trove in teen’s bum
Posted on January 10, 2014 | By johnhenry-pererachron-com-john-henry-

Pennsylvania police found something else when they took a suspected teenaged drunk driver into custody: buried treasure.
Christopher Scheller, 18

Christopher Scheller, 18

Back in December, Christopher Scheller, 18, appeared intoxicated after he crashed into a tree in southern York County, Harrisburg’s WHTM-TV reports.

After being taken to a hospital, X-rays discovered something odd in Scheller’s rectum. A closer look uncovered the following:

– Four bracelets
– Four necklaces
– 11 ladies rings
– A socket wrench
– A bag of synthetic marijuana

Investigators believe he stole those items and quickly stashed them in his bum when officers first approached him.

He has been charged with theft and DUI and remains in custody on $75,000 bail.

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[Lord Jim]

– Four bracelets
– Four necklaces
– 11 ladies rings
– A socket wrench
– A bag of synthetic marijuana

Investigators believe he stole those items and quickly stashed them in his bum when officers first approached him.

Laying the jewelry and "synthetic" marijuana aside, how "quickly" can you shove a socket wrench up your ass?

Please don't answer that question...

[rubato]

I expect it was just the detachable socket part and it was described for maximum impact. So to speak.


yrs,
rubato

[Joe Guy]

You speak as though you may have some experience with bum socket wrenches...

[rubato]

I do. I've split sockets down the side right where the 'point' of the opening is.* You know what a point is, don't you?


yrs,
rubato

* Cheap "craftsmen" tools from SEARS. I just welded it back with an arc welder in our shop. Never broke again.

[Joe Guy]

You know what a point is, don't you?

Yes I do.

It's something you aren't able to make without adding a gratuitous insult.

[rubato]

You know what a point is, don't you?

Yes I do.

It's something you aren't able to make without adding a gratuitous insult.

You speak as though you may have some experience with bum socket wrenches...

All was in the spirit of your own response.

When you find a point, you can hope it involves self-perception.


yrs,
rubato

[Jarlaxle]

I do. I've split sockets down the side right where the 'point' of the opening is.* You know what a point is, don't you?

yrs,
rubato

* Cheap "craftsmen" tools from SEARS. I just welded it back with an arc welder in our shop. Never broke again.

Horseshit! You can break any socket, but the older Craftsmans were plenty tough. I've yanked them with a 4' breaker bar without a problem.

You're a good BS artist, ruby, but you fucked up: unlike you, I actually know something about welding!

[oldr_n_wsr]

Why weld when there is a lifetime replacement on the stuff. no receipt needed
And the last time I touched a welding rod to a socket (by accident) it kinda disintegrated (at least where I touched did). I believe the sockets are made/stamped from powdered metal which doesn't weld very good. Of course I could be mistaken, Jarl probably know more than I do.

[Jarlaxle]

Sockets are basically impossible to weld properly...even if you can weld it, it will break again because you will ruin the heat treatment.