Happy Birthday Monica!!

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Happy Birthday Monica!!

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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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'cept she's 42. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky

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wesw wrote:

Sung by my mate Roy Harper.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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well, I learned something today. I had to go to Wikipedia.

sounds like an influential fellow.

pick me out a couple of songs please, gob.

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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Pretty little girl with a blue dress on
Pretty little girl with a blue dress on
Pretty little girl with a blue dress on
Stole my mule and away she's gone.

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Swing that girl with the blue dress on


Pretty little girl with a blue dress on
Pretty little girl with a blue dress on
Pretty little girl with a blue dress on
Stole my mule and away she's gone.

Walked out that door in quiet shame
Got no one but myself to blame.


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"Say yuk to the dress"?
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I too often think about how differently my life has turned out, when compared to what I hoped and dreamed in my youth and early adulthood.

Lots of us have such feelings of 'WTF?" and regret in middle age; in my experience the folks who feel only contentment are lucky, few and far between . . . but imagine being someone like Monica Lewinsky?

Poor woman, her whole life high-jacked over a stupid youthful crush and sexual dalliance. I feel nothing but pity for her; I'm sure she wishes she could go back and erase that entire episode so she could have some chance at normalcy in her life.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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Me and My Woman - Roy Harper :ok :ok :ok :ok
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I'm sure she wishes she could go back and erase that entire episode so she could have some chance at normalcy in her life.
Yesterdays regrets and tomorrows worries take away todays peace.
folks who feel only contentment are lucky, few and far between
It wasn't/isn't always so, but I am content and thankful I feel that way. I wish the same for everyone.

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