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BoSoxGal wrote:Man's house goes up in flames, so he marries the governess. - Jane Eyre

Man claims to be minor deity, is assassinated. - :shrug
The man who would be king ?
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TPFKA@W wrote:The "second one there" is Pride and Predjudice not your offering.

I decided you were drunk.
The post I replied to (and you can see it directly above my post if you can't read it below) is:
by ex-khobar Andy » Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:38 pm
Ok I am going to have to give some hints.

The one about the minor deity might have been better phrased as a junior deity. As in Jr.

Did the earth move for thee? Robert Jordan and the guerilla fighter Maria, during the Spanish Civil War.
See the first one? A minor deity?
See the second one? Did the earth move for thee?

I don't recall Robert Jordan and Maria in Pride and Prejudice - but maybe you read it at Xmas after a bit too much eggnog? :lol: :nana
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You can't be absolutely certain that they weren't at one of the many dances described in P&P.

Other than that bite me. :fu

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Man claims to be minor deity, is assassinated. - All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren?
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Das Boot.

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Man claims to be minor deity, is assassinated
The Man Who Would Be King? that might be a short story or novella.

Or Heart of Darkness (the inspiration for Apocalypse Now)?

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Trump; the election years?
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I wondered when Das Boot would surface.

As far as Deity Jr. Is concerned, Econoline got it about eight posts ago. (Ducks in case I offended someone.)

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Is it open to anyone to suggest new ones? How about:

Prisoner wakes up. Builds wall. Eats sausage. Goes to sleep.
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Does it all take place in a single day, Scooter?

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Yes
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Ah, good old Ivan!
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Woman wins lottery, throws big party.
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Boy inhabits large fruit, befriends insects.
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James and the Giant Peach.

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Guy gets falsely imprisoned, escapes, gets even.
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The Shawshank Redemption?
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I suppose that would apply, but not the one I had in mind...

More classic...
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Count of Monte Cristo

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