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[MajGenl.Meade]

You tell me...

[Bicycle Bill]

You tell me...

That is both sleeveless and tasteless.
And that little whatever-the-hell-it-is on his head doesn't improve things.

-"BB"-

[MGMcAnick]

That's not a vest. That's a "wife beater" shirt with some serious symmetrical moth damage. That thing on it's head is called a do-rag.

[kristina]

"One order of brain bleach on Table 12, please!"

[MajGenl.Meade]

Tsk, tsk. That's not a do-rag - it's a handkerchief knotted at the four corners to make a sun hat. And a string vest is a wonderful garment...

[Joe Guy]

The purpose of the string vest is to assure that any spilt beer will be absorbed by him rather than be wasted on fabric.

[wesw]

he looks English.....

onsloe (sp?) comes to mind......

[Econoline]

No offense to the baseball fans, but if I'm ever diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, I want people to say I've got Stephen Hawking's disease rather than Lou Gehrig's disease.

[Crackpot]

Why does toffee cost so much and why does it disappear so fast?

[Joe Guy]

Why are there more pages to the Trump is Serious thread than there are in this thread?

[Bicycle Bill]

Why are there more pages to the Trump is Serious thread than there are in this thread?

Because most of the posts there are wesw talking to himself?

-"BB"-

[wesw]

man..., I ve got old vehicles that need my attention, I really need to get off the 'puter.

honestly, I am a bit stressed by this election too...

it is a beautiful day....

approach -avoidance situation on so many levels...

I like working on my old trucks, and they need it..., but it just hurts so bad....

I need to work on my crap, but it hurts to do so and I feel the need to campaign for trump but it is kinda stressful....

oh well...

approach - avoidance... the story of my life....

can t I get like a year of approach-approach?

...just one stinkin' year?

we ll see.....

[oldr_n_wsr]

Don't just do something, stand there.

[wesw]

I don t think that I could pull it off, but if I was black I would put up this yard sign...

DON T BE BOUGIE...

VOTE TRUMP!!!

[BoSoxGal]

No offense to the baseball fans, but if I'm ever diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, I want people to say I've got Stephen Hawking's disease rather than Lou Gehrig's disease.

I know this isn't a random thought, but while I get your point I also disagree with it for a few reasons: Hawking isn't American and ALS is only known as Lou Gehrig's disease in the US solely because his fame made the disease known to the wider American public.

Beyond that, because Hawking's course of ALS has been highly atypical having been juvenile onset rather than the much more common middle-age onset - and because he's lived so very many years with it, putting him in a very small category of fewer than 10% of ALS sufferers.

Finally Lou's retirement speech is one of the most iconic moments in all of baseball history and he deserves to be remembered for his incredible work ethic and endurance as well as the cruel twist that fate handed him and the grace with which he made his peace with it.

Lou Gehrig, 'The Luckiest Man Alive.'

[Bicycle Bill]

When I die I want it to be of some strange, weird disease or syndrome so rare that they end up naming it after me.

-"BB"-

[oldr_n_wsr]

I want to die quietly and peacefully, or loudly and violently.
Can't make up my mind.

[Joe Guy]

Here's a new timely joke I just made up...

Why does Donald Trump hand out shredders at his rallies?

Because he wants to make America grate again.

[RayThom]

Q) Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

A) It was the fascist way to get to the other side.

[BoSoxGal]