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[wesw]

so I guess that Ford trucks wouldn t do it for you either.......

[Joe Guy]

While in the grocery store recently I was happy to see that they carry Kettle Potato Chips cooked in 100% olive oil and spiced with Himalayan Salt. I've been deprived of Himalayan salt for my whole life and now I find comfort and solace in knowing that it is nearby and readily available to me...

[Gob]

You hipster Joe! Why not stick with traditional crisp flavours?

[Lord Jim]

Kettle's are not bad but Dirty's are the best:




Best potato chips I've ever eaten...

They actually taste like potato...

[wesw]

I like grandma utz s Kettle Cooked Potatoe Chips.

cape cod potatoe chjps are ok, but I used to ride by their factory and it smelled really bad, so it put me off of them...

[Guinevere]

While in the grocery store recently I was happy to see that they carry Kettle Potato Chips cooked in 100% olive oil and spiced with Himalayan Salt. I've been deprived of Himalayan salt for my whole life and now I find comfort and solace in knowing that it is nearby and readily available to me...

Where "olive" is spelled A.V.O.C.A.D.O.

[Joe Guy]

Those all look fine but they're missing one important nutrient. How would I get my recommended dietary allowance of Himalayan Salt if I ate those chips?

Translation for our British speaking population: How would I get my recommended daily intake of Himalayan Salt if I ate those crisps?

[RayThom]

I like the catch phrase "The Best Of British In A Bag."

Absolutely... that's where most of it is found.

Bob's your uncle.

[wesw]

why do women wear high heels?

they look to be horribly uncomfortable and not a little bit dangerous.....

[Crackpot]

when chatting with someone over a messaging service who is ESL and they send you some incomprehensible engrish what is the proper response?

I want to respond Que? But considering his native language is Spanish it probably wouldn't be helpful.

[Lord Jim]

We went out for Chinese food last night, and rather than getting a fortune in my fortune cookie, I got a passive/aggressive insult:

"You are always generous with your advice"....

In other words:

"You are always happy to tell other people what they should do"...

Not only is that insulting, but that cookie clearly doesn't know me at all....

[Big RR]

You could have passed it to your wife and said "I got yours by mistake".

[Lord Jim]

LOL

Oh man, Big RR, I wish I had thought of that...

Instead I read it aloud indignantly and she and Tati had a good laugh at my expense...

(Jimmy didn't understand what was so funny, so I explained to him that it meant I like to tell people what they should do, and he said, "That's right daddy you always tell me what to do"...I told him that was different; telling him what to do is my job... )

[Bicycle Bill]

I'm still waiting for the one that reads "Inspected by #12".


-"BB"-

[Econoline]

My favorite EVER fortune cookie fortune read, "You'll probably be hungry later. Better get some takeout."

[RayThom]

And one of my all time favs is “Ignore previous cookie.”

[BoSoxGal]

'Help! I'm being held hostage in a Chinese bakery!'










Dad joke; we fell for it as kids, repeatedly.

[wesw]

oldr....

oldr???????

HEY OLDR!!!!!!!!!

what s up, doc?

[Bicycle Bill]

'Help! I'm being held hostage in a Chinese bakery!'

Dad joke; we fell for it as kids, repeatedly.

VERY old Dad joke; in fact, stand-up Jewish comic Alan King used that gag over 50 years ago as the title of his 1964 book, Help!  I'm a Prisoner in a Chinese Bakery.

-"BB"-

[Econoline]

It's still not too late....