The REAL Reason Sports Have Gone to Hell

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The REAL Reason Sports Have Gone to Hell

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Play the National Anthem or not — six of one, half-a-dozen of another.
Stand, stay seated, or take a knee during the anthem — it's really no big deal; just a tempest in a pot of herbal tea.
But when they start selling toasted bugs with lime salt and chili as ballpark snacks, then it's time to draw the line!!



What's next?  Chocolate-covered cockroaches??   "They don't melt in your hand, they crawl in your mouth!"

One thing I will note, however — the guy says 'their popularity exceeded my expectations'.  Well, at $4 for one of those little plastic cups, they're probably the cheapest thing at the concession stand.  I wonder how that might have played into the popularity factor.
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If it was good enough for the Hat Creek Cattle Company, then it should be fine at the ballpark. ;)

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An important food source for the amerind. tribes around the great salt lake. When there were swarms of locusts they could catch them by the bushel and then mash them up with the readily avail. salt to make cakes which would keep for a long time. When the wagon trains came through they would sell them to the settlers. They caught up to 200 lbs of sun-dried grasshoppers in an hour, equivalent to 173,000 calories.

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It's amazing what some people will pay money to eat...

I've heard that there's even a company that takes the residue scrapings from the bottom of used beer vats, dumps it into little jars, and people actually buy it and eat it...
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Lord Jim wrote:
I've heard that there's even a company that takes the residue scrapings from the bottom of used beer vats, dumps it into little jars, and people actually buy it and eat it...
:evil: I resemble that remark... :evil:
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:lol:
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One of my favourite stories of 2011 was when a Marmite lorry (truck) came unglued on the M1 around Sheffield.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... geway.html

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Top rated comment;
I think they need soldiers to deal with the situation....
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Do you want to explain the 'soldiers' comment to the bulk of our readers, or do you want me to do it?

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ex-khobar Andy wrote:Do you want to explain the 'soldiers' comment to the bulk of our readers, or do you want me to do it?
I assumed it was to force people to eat their Marmite.
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ex-khobar Andy wrote:Do you want to explain the 'soldiers' comment to the bulk of our readers, or do you want me to do it?

Oh, if I must.... ;)
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My grandma used to make toast soldiers for me for yolk dipping, but sans Marmite.
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My mother didn't spread it with Marmite or cut it up, but I would rip pieces of toast off the slice and dip it in the yolk myself.
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More evidence regarding pro-sports in the USA.
Reports: 8 shot dead at Dallas Cowboys watch party in N. Texas; suspect killed by police

Staff Updated 8:30 pm, Sunday, September 10, 2017

Eight people were shot and killed Sunday night in a North Texas home according to news reports.

Plano police responded to a shooting at a residence near West Spring Creek Parkway Sunday evening where they found a gunman still inside, the local FOX News affiliate reported.
 
Officers reported they were forced to open fire on the man, killing him.

Police say they found eight people who had been fatally shot, inside the residence. All eight were adults, according to news reports. 

According to the Dallas Morning News, the fatal shooting occurred about 8 p.m. during a Dallas Cowboys watch party. 

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Football is a stupid violent sport that attracts many stupid violent people - and some, I assume, are good people. :lol:

Seriously NFL players have a higher violent crime rate than men 20-30 overall, there are constantly stories about thugs and wife-beaters and murderers in the NFL, they're not exactly role models.
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Reports: 8 shot dead at Dallas Cowboys watch party in N. Texas; suspect killed by police"
I'm going to guess the perp was a disgruntled NY Giants fan. Those guys are really sore losers.

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BoSoxGal wrote:Football is a stupid violent sport that attracts many stupid violent people - and some, I assume, are good people. :lol:

Seriously NFL players have a higher violent crime rate than men 20-30 overall, there are constantly stories about thugs and wife-beaters and murderers in the NFL, they're not exactly role models.


So we should deport the NFL and let the Mexicans in? I like it.


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