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Cliché overload

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I was composing an email to someone and at one point realized that I had written, "They will have to eat their words if they hear right from the horse's mouth that they have the wrong end of the stick on this."

For a second I wondered whether I had been transported into that episode of Bewitched where Endora casts a spell on Darrin that makes him speak in nothing but clichés.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

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Cliches become cliches because they contain a common truth.

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Cliché overload

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Hmm. There's more to this than meets the eye.
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I need to chew on this one before I hazard a guess.

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Cliché overload

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Good. Run it up the flagpole once you've digested all the details.
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You need to start thinking outside the box, Scooter.
GAH!

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I cried because all I could think to write was cliches until I met a man with no feet.

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Yeah, Joe, that happened to me once too. I figured that was a good opportunity to walk a mile in his shoes.
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I think you people are all wet, and your comments aren't worth the paper they're written on.
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Hurry up Scooter, time and tide wait for no man.
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Gob wrote:Hurry up Scooter, time and tide wait for no man.
Since no man is an island and still waters run deep, is no man in imminent danger of becoming a drowned rat?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Walk a mile in his shoes, and then he is barefoot and a mile away. There are two kinds of people in the world, me and everybody else.

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Burning Petard wrote: There are two kinds of people in the world, me and everybody else.
Is that the motto — in Russian, of course — on Trump's coat of arms?
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В мире есть два вида людей: я и все остальные.

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Big RR wrote:В мире есть два вида людей: я и все остальные.
V mire yest' dva vida lyudey: ya i vse ostal'nyye.
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que sera sera

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Ob-la-di, ob-la-da.
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I can assure you that no-one cares about this sort of thing around here. Yes siree Bob: that dog don't hunt in this neck of the woods.

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